AN: Just a few omake so my plot bunnies will stop nawing on my brain. Let me know if you think I should make a full story out of one.

I do not own Naruto, there's not enough crazy for that.

"Kakashi-sensei, can we make a detour on the way back? There's a place nearby that I want stop by."

Kakashi nodded thoughtfully. "I suppose so, where is it you want to stop?"

"Uzukagaru."

Tazuna snorted into his booze. "What do you want with that dump? The place has been in ruins ever since the last war."

"It was my mother's home village." Said Naruto quietly. "I don't know why but she apparently came to Konoha shortly before the war started."

Tazuna blinked and put his bottle down. "Your name's Uzumaki, right?"

Naruto nodded. "I was raised under my mother's name, since apparently my dad had a lot of enemies."

"What was her name?" Demanded Tazuna, making everyone stare in confusion. "What was your mother's name?"

"Kushina, Uzumaki Kushina." Tazuna fainted. "HEY WHAT THE HELL?"

Tsunami came in from the kitchen shakely and took a swig from her father's bottle. "It's impossible, you can't be…can you prove she was your mother?"

"Um…yeah, I stole a copy of my birth certificate a while back. Dad's name is blacked out, but mom's is there." He removed a slip of paper from the lining of his headband and slid it over to her. Tsunami started to giggle hystericly. "Are you ok?"

Tsunami looked at him like he was crazy. "Ok? You mean you really don't know?" Naruto shook his head in confusion. "Oh log, don't they teach you history in Konoha? Wave country was one whirlpool country, but the blast that destroyed Uzukagaru also split the island apart. Many people in wave still hold loyalties to Uzukagaru."

"What does that have to do with the dope?"

Tsunami bristled at the insult but remained calm. "Whirlpool was led by a royal family that was thought to be wiped out. The only hope the country had was that the princess was never found. Princess Kushina."

Sakura's eyes went wide. "You mean that Narutos a prince?"

She shook her head. "No, he's not the prince…. He's the king of whirlpool and the Uzukage!"


"Ah, team seven. I'm glad to see-" Sarutobi froze, having put down his paperwork and seen Naruto dressed in orange trimmed Kage robes, Sakura dressed in a peach sundress and a wide sunhat and Sasuke dressed in a dark orange-almost red- casual suit. He blinked a few times and inspected his pipe. "What the hell have I been putting in this thing?"

AN: Well that's that. I'll update more soon...I hope.