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Category/Rated: Humor, Romance/PG

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ASH AND MISTY by Tasia

In a second grade sex education class, a little girl named Misty

asked, "Teacher, can my momma get pregnant?".

The teacher asked, "How old is your mother?"

The little girl called Misty said, "Fourty."

The teacher said, "Yes, Your mother could get

pregnant."

Then Misty asked another question, "Can my big sister get

pregnant?"

The teacher asked, "How old is your sister?"

Misty answered, "Nineteen."

The teacher said, "Oh my! Yes, your sister certainly

could get pregnant."

Then Misty asked again, "Can I get pregnant?"

The teacher asked, "How old are you?"

Misty said, "I'm seven years old."

The teacher said, "No, you can't get pregnant."

The little boy (which is Ash) behind the little girl gave her a poke

and said, "See, I told you we had nothing to worry

about."

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THE END

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