Disclaimer: I do not own Gakuen Alice. The plot of this fanfiction is all I own.

Legends:
Mikan
Natsume
Others

Note: I changed the rating of this fic from K+ to T just because I'm going to add up a notch to their languages. So WARNING, cursing people ahead. :D


This chapter is dedicated to lisaOpine. I couldn't thank you enough for reviewing every chapter of my pieces even though the old ones are literally like... Ugh. It's that bad. I'm so grateful for it. You are the very first person to do that. I'm very, very, very happy with what you did and I admire you for having the patience in reading all of it.

This is for you. I hope you like it. Even though my humor has gone down. Mwehehe.


Text Messages IV

Written by LunarChan

"LOL"


-beep beep-

I love you Natsume! :**

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-toot toot-

I love myself too, Polka.

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-beep beep-

LOL Natsume. HAHAHA.

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-ding ding-

Imai, what do you mean by LOL?

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-beep beep-

Only a caveman doesn't know what LOL is, Hyuuga. Thanks for letting me know where you're originally from.

~ Imai, Hotaru

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-ding ding-

Very funny, Imai. I'll deposit two hundred rabbits on your bank account tomorrow if you tell me.

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-beep beep-

A rich caveman. $.$

~Imai, Hotaru

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-ding ding-

Funny 'cause I get a premonition I'll be seeing your lab under fire tonight.

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-beep beep-

Hilarious.

It means 'lots of love', moron.

~Imai, Hotaru

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-ding ding-

That was helpful. Thanks.

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-beep beep-

200 rabbits on my account, tomorrow.

~Imai, Hotaru

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-ding ding-

I know.

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-beep beep-

Hey Natsume? Still there?

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-beep beep-

Natsume? You asleep?

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-toot toot-

No polka. LOL.

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-beep beep-

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-toot toot-

What?

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-beep beep-

I think I just fainted.

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-toot toot-

Very typical.

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-ding ding-

Hotaru, OMG YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT! HAHAHAHAHA!

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-toot toot-

I believe you.

~Imai, Hotaru

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-ding ding-

I'm not even done telling you the news. :(

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-toot toot-

Okay, what is it?

~Imai, Hotaru

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-ding ding-

NATSUME SAID LOL TO ME! HAHAHAHA OMG MY STOMACH HURTS. HAHAHAHA

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-toot toot-

He's really a caveman.

~Imai Hotaru

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-ding ding-

What do you mean? Did he say anything funny?

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-toot toot-

Didn't say anything funny. I'm busy, stop texting me. We see each other everyday.

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-ding ding-

Aww. D: But okay. :D I miss you already!

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-beep beep-

Natsumeeeeee! :3

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-toot toot-

Yes?

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-beep beep-

Say it agaiiiin, please? :3

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-toot toot-

Say what again, polka?

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-beep beep-

LOL. :D

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-toot toot-

LOL to you, polka.

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Send to: Class B

Message:

Okay, this is wicked. I hear Mikan's laughter all the way down to third floor and her room is like, two floors up, on the attic.

Anyone care to explain why?

~Sumire :3


-ding ding-

I believe her boyfriend LOL'ed.

~Imai, Hotaru

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-ding ding-

He does not! O.O

~Sumire :3

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-ding ding-

Then ask her yourself.

~Imai, Hotaru

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-toot toot-

Mikan, why the hell are you laughing?

~Sumire :3

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-ding ding-

Natsume just LOL'ed at me. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. This is so awesome I'm going to save it for life!

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-toot toot-

O….O

~Sumire :3

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I think I just fainted.

~Sumire :3

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-ding ding-

My thoughts exactly the moment he sent it to me. XD

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-beep beep-

Hey, bro. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL

~Kokoro 'The Great' Yome

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-ding ding-

That's disgusting, Koko.

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-beep beep-

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

~Kokoro 'The Great' Yome

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-ding ding-

I'm going to block you on my contacts if you send me one more prank message.

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-beep beep-

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OKAY CHILL. :D

~Kokoro 'The Great' Yome

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-beep beep-

Hi man. LOL.

~Suave Mochu :{D

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-ding ding-

Fuck you guys.

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-beep beep-

HAHAHAHAHAHA. WHIPPED, MAN!

~Suave Mochu :{D

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-ding ding-

Bastard.

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Send to: All Contacts

Message:

Why the hell is everyone sending me LOL?


-ding ding-

Permy! OMG Natsume's angry because everyone's texting him LOL. HAHAHAHAHAHA I shouldn't be laughing, but I am. HAHAHAHAHA.

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-ding ding-

Oh wait. Did you tell the whole gang about it? Oh shizz. Natsume's gonna kill you.

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-toot toot-

Whoops. I did tell Koko, Kitsu and Mochu.

~Sumire :3

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-ding ding-

I know you're sweatdropping now. HAHAHAHA.

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-toot toot-

SHUT UP! I'M NOT!

~Sumire :3

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-ding ding-

HAHAHAHAHA. Okay.

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-beep beep-

LOL Natsume.

~Kitsuneme 'The Meme Man'

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-beep beep-

LOL Nattie.

~Kokoro 'The Great' Yome

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-beep beep-

LOL Natsume.

~Suave Mochu :{D

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Send to: *3 marked – Kokoro Yome, Kitsuneme, Mochiage

Message:

This is the last warning, don't let me see you tomorrow.


-ding ding-

Ruka, why the hell are they sending me LOL? It's creeping the hell out of me.

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-beep beep-

Because there was a rumour you LOL'ed on a message.

~Ruka Nogi

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-ding ding-

Yes, only to polka. But to LOL on Koko and Mochu? That's freaking disgusting.

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-beep beep-

What do you mean?

~Ruka Nogi

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-ding ding-

What do you mean what do I mean?

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-beep beep-

Now I'm confused as well. What do you think is the meaning of LOL?

~Ruka Nogi

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-ding ding-

Imai said it's 'lots of love'.

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-ding ding-

Ruka, shut your mouth. I can hear your laughter from my room.

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-beep beep-

Sorry Natsume. I couldn't help it! She set you up. I'm really impressed with my girl. No one's gotten away with you on a prank.

~Ruka Nogi

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-ding ding-

So that's not the real meaning of LOL? Shit. What's the true meaning of it?

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-beep beep-

It's "laugh out loud", Natsume. :)

~Ruka Nogi

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-ding ding-

Damn. And as you said, no one's gotten me into a prank with getting away with it.

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-beep beep-

What are you planning, Natsume?

~Ruka Nogi

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-ding ding-

Nothing much.

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-beep beep-

DO NOT HURT HER!

~Ruka Nogi

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-beep beep-

Oi, Natsume!

~Ruka Nogi

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Natsume, do not hurt Hotaru!

~Ruka Nogi

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-beep beep-

Natsume, I have nothing against you but don't her her, okay?

~Ruka Nogi

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-ding ding-

Hotaru, I see dancing lights on your lab room. :((

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-ding ding-

Are you guys having a party without me? :((

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-ding ding-

I'm hurt. :"((

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-ding ding-

OMG HOTARU! FORGET ABOUT YOU GUYS HAVING A BLAST AT YOUR LAB BECAUSE IT'S ON FIRE!

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-ding ding-

Oh wait, yes. It's not dancing lights.

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-toot toot-

I know, idiot. Stop flooding my inbox.

~Imai, Hotaru

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-ding ding-

YOUR LAB CURTAIN IS ON FIRE!

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HOTARU!

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-toot toot-

Stop flooding my inbox.

~Imai, Hotaru

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-ding ding-

HEY HOTARU! ANSWER MY CALLS!

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-ding ding-

HOTARU!

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-ding ding-

HOTARU! Do you want me to call the Alice Fire Hotline?

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-toot toot-

Stop flooding my inbox.

~Imai, Hotaru

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-ding ding-

Sorry. But your lab! D:

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-ding ding-

Hotaru, I didn't call the Alice Fire Hotline because I know you're going to take care of it and you don't want to draw attention to yourself.

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-toot toot-

Stop flooding my inbox.

~Imai, Hotaru

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-beep beep-

Hyuuga, you've got a lot to pay.

~Imai, Hotaru

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-ding ding-

Why is that?

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-beep beep-

I didn't know you have an amnesia. You set my lab on fire, bastard.

~Imai, Hotaru

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-ding ding-

My premonition was right. Who could've thought I could see things right?

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-beep beep-

I had a premonition, too.

~Imai, Hotaru

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-ding ding-

What is it?

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-beep beep-

Everyone's going to LOL on you tomorrow morning on class.

~Imai, Hotaru

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-ding ding-

Shit.

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Right. "Shit" indeed.

~Imai, Hotaru

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-ding ding-

This is your fault, Imai. .

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-beep beep-

No. I didn't ask you to believe me. Besides, why did you ask me when you could've asked Nogi?

~Imai, Hotaru

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-ding ding-

I'll keep that in mind.

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-toot toot-

Stop flooding my inbox.

~Imai, Hotaru

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Stop flooding my inbox.

~Imai, Hotaru

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-ding ding-

I wasn't even sending anything! O_O

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Oh, I got it on automatic send because I thought you'd bug me about the fire.

~Imai, Hotaru

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-ding ding-

D: Hmp.

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Hotaru, I just realized… Is Natsume to blame for your lab? :((

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-toot toot-

Thanks for pointing it out, genius.

~Imai, Hotaru

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-ding ding-

Aww. :((( Why'd he do that?

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-toot toot-

Because I told him LOL is "lots of love"

~Imai, Hotaru

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-ding ding-

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING! So that's why! HAHAHAHAHAHA! But awwwww, that's so sweet of him to say to me. :3

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-ding ding-

Should I come over and help you clean?

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No thanks. I cleared my lab before the incident happened.

~Imai, Hotaru

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-ding ding-

As expected of my best friend! :))

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-toot toot-

Don't tell Hyuuga. I'm still going to let him pay.

~Imai, Hotaru

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-ding ding-

But that's wrong! :(

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-toot toot-

Yeah, right. Whatever.

~Imai, Hotaru

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Send to: Elementary Friends *One unmarked – NattieBabyLove

Message:

Hey guys, I know it's really funny and all that. But please don't tease Natsume about it tomorrow or he's gonna skip class the whole day and kill you guys. I won't allow him to skip class ever again, so just please… :)

Thank you. ^_^

P.S.: If your hair gets burned tomorrow, it's not my fault. I reminded you, guys. ;)


-beep beep-

Hey, Natsume?

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-beep beep-

Natsume?

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You asleep already?

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-toot toot-

No.

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-beep beep-

Sorry about earlier. :))

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-toot toot-

No problem.

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-beep beep-

Are you mad? D:

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No, I'm not.

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Don't worry. My LOL to you will always be Lots of love. :** :))

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Don't be upset.

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I'm not.

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-beep beep-

Then why aren't you replying?

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I'm on the rooftop with Ruka.

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-beep beep-

Oh. Good night to you, Natsume. :* Say good night to Ruka, too. I'm hitting the hay early tonight. LOL to my Natsume! :** :))

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I love you, too, Mikan.

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-beep beep-

P.S.: I'm going to save that message for life. Teehee. :3 LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL to you my Natsume! :3 :*

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Send to: All Contacts *1 unmarked – Jinjin

Message:

Hi guys! This is Mikan Sakura.

I've got a new number and phone because a certain someone burned my phone that was on my bed (so I got no bed, too. The middle part was burned.) And I have to borrow money from my best friend who happened to have invented a fire proof phone which costs my half year allowance. I'm broke for life!

All I'm saying is just save my new number and kindly delete the old one. Thanks. :))

LOL.


-toot toot-

Sheesh. We're not your diary, Mikan. You can just tell that directly to your lover boy. Notice my sarcasm.

~Sumire :3

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-ding ding-

You're just jealous because you didn't witness Natsume LOL'ing. XD

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My boyfriend LOLs a lot. Notice the sarcasm there, too.

~Sumire :3

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-beep beep-

Yes, Koko sure does LOL a lot. Lucky you. :))

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-toot toot-

Why thank you.

~Sumire :3

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-toot toot-

We can share my bed.

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-beep beep-

PERVERT!

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-toot toot-

I was hoping you'd reply with a big lol.

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-beep beep-

I'm still quite a bit mad at you. How you turned my phone into a crisp so easily. Hmp.

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-toot toot-

I'll pay for it. Sorry.

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-beep beep-

Thanks. I know. Don't worry, I'm okay. But you should know better. What if it was in my hands and you burned it?!

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Of course I checked that it wasn't in your hands before I did it, polka. I'm not that stupid.

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-beep beep-

My God, you sounded like a stalker. HAHA. OTL That's creepy, Natsume! Seriously. Do you have hidden cameras on my room? O_O

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Not my fault when the curtain is left open.

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-beep beep-

Oh right. Now the evidence that you LOL'ed is gone forever! :((

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-toot toot-

Main reason why I did it, polka.

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-beep beep-

I could've sworn you just rolled your eyes right now.

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-toot toot-

You sleeping now?

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-beep beep-

Yeah, I'm kinda beat.

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Good night.

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-beep beep-

Good night to you, too, Natsume! :** LOL to you very much! :** :))

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-toot toot-

I love you too, polka. Sleep tight.

DRABBLE END


Author's Notes:

LOL. Did I fail? I think I did. OTL Leave me your thoughts via review. Thanks for reading and I hope you enjoyed it. :)) Took me hours to finish it. The format I did was making me tired, so I had to do other things while doing this because it's tiring me if I keep doing only this. XD

~LunarChan (01-04-13; 8:35PM GMT+8)

P.S.: Belated Happy Holidays! :)) How'd you guys spend your Holidays? I was working. :( Sucks when you work on a Holiday Resort. So I just get to spend it now and I will try to update the 'Prince in Disguise' two times before the resort opens again. :))