The Pledge of Allegiance.

As recited during Dubya's tenure.

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all criminals with semi-automatic weapons, especially the US Military and George W. bush Jr.

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