A Moment in Marriage

"Denny, where did you put your wedding band?" Alan asked when he noticed Denny's bare left hand.

The older man stared at his hand for a moment, then smiled. "It's in the bedroom on my nightstand; I took it off to apply this new lotion I like."

Alan went upstairs and returned with the ring. "It was exactly where you said it was," he beamed as he placed it on Denny's finger. "I'm not used to that. That medication is making all the difference in the world."

"Get used to it. Denny Crane!"