It was an ordinary day at Blockblister when an angry teenage girl walked in.

"Welcome to our video store," the girl behind the counter said "How may we be helping you?"

"I came in here last week and asked for Twilight and this is not Twilight."

"No, no, no, you no ask for Twilight, you ask for Twibright!"

"Twibright? Just play the movie."

The girl put the DVD into the machine. On the screen the girl was standing in front of a cheap forest scenery wearing a long brown wig, a black hoodie, and had white powder on her face.

"I am Bella, I must choose between vampire and werewolf. I don't know who to choose."

The girl was not a very good actress. Her brother came on the screen wearing a brown spiky wig, a white t-shirt, a black jacket, fake fangs, glitter on his face, and white powder on his face.

"Pick me," he said.

He left and came back now wearing brown cream on his face, a black spiky wig, and a black t-shirt.

"No, pick me."

He left and came back dressed as Edward.

"I have gorgeous hair."

He left and came back as Jacob.

"I have wonderful abs. I take my shirt off now."

The boy ripped off his black t-shirt revealing his fake six-pack abs.

"I now turn into werewolf."

The boy put on a cheap werewolf mask.

"I choose Edward," the girl said.

The boy left and came back as Edward. The girl then kissed her brother on the cheek.

"That wasn't the real movie!" the girl shouted.

"But this movie better," the owner said.

"Much better!" the whole family said.

"Why is there still a video store opened in 2011 anyway?"

"Egg?" the girl offered.

"Forget it! And by the way, vampires in Twilight do not have fangs!"

The customer walked out of the store. An angry little girl walked into the store.

"Welcome to our video store, how may we be helping you?"

"Yesterday I came in here and rented Hannah Montana, but you guys gave me this."

"No, no, no, you no ask for Hannah Montana, you ask for Banana Montana."

"Just play it."

The girl put the DVD into the machine. The girl came on the screen wearing a blonde wig and a short sparkly pink dress standing in front of a cheap concert stage scenery.

"I am the Banana Montana, I be famous pop star."

She took off the wig to reveal a long brown wig under it.

"Now I am ordinary teenage girl."

She put the wig back on.

"Pop star."

She took the wig off.

"Teenage girl."

She put the wig on.

"Pop star."

She took the wig off.

"Teenage girl."

"That wasn't Hannah Montana!"

"But this is better."

"Much better!" the whole family said.

"How will you be paying me?" the girl asked.

"I'm not going to pay you for that."

The little girl walked out of the store.

"Let us dance," the boy said.

The family grabbed eggs and started dancing around the store.