Welcome to the Buy More of the Bloodcurdling!

Last year, I was toying with the idea of doing my own take on "The Simpsons" annual Halloween anthology (yup, yet another entry in the long list of stuff I've ripped-off, er, I mean, yell, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, right?) In the end, I only came up with one story ("A Haunting From Connecticut"), but the idea stuck around, and this time, by gum, I'm doing it.

So, here's the first installment. Parts 2 and 3 will be out on Thursday (just in time for the season premiere!) and Monday (just in time for Halloween!)

So, as always, I don't own "Chuck" "The Simpsons" or anything else referenced in any of these stories.

And as always, please let me know what you think. These were fun to write, and I hope they're fun to read as well.

So without further ado, welcome to the Buy More of the Bloodcurdling.

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