First instalment, got many ideas for this so updates should be regular ;D
I don't own Doctor Who.
''Urgh! This is all your fault'' River rubbed her jaw in attempt to sooth her pain.
''How is it my fault? You were the instigator and weren't exactly complaining at the time '' River just groaned in response ''oh, shush!''
''Why don't you make me!''
''Fine. I will''
River looked up at him in surprise, ''…okay, but don't put it in my mouth this time! I still have jaw ache from yesterday…''
He tugged proudly on his lapels ''I'll take that as a compliment Doctor Song''