I am bored. This is the result of my boredom + the wicked soundtrack.
"You're gonna be pop-u-ler... Lar!" Galadriel sung, prancing round the clearing in a frilly pink dress. Aredhel looked on boredly tugging at the hem of her simple black frock.
"...Little ways to flirt and flounce. Ooh! I'll teach you what shoes to wear, how to fix your hair..." Galadriel continued. She pulled a rose from her hair and tucked in into Aredhel's locks. Galadriel held up a mirror. "Why, miss Aredhel! You look beautiful!"
At that moment a deer ran through the clearing, Celegorm close behind it. He saw what Galadriel was doing to Aredhel, and forgot the deer. He took his bow and aimed it at the blonde girl. Galadriel fainted and Aredhel swung onto Celegorm's horse. Together, they rode off to hunt that deer.
I am aware that the lyrics are in the wrong order. If you find this funny, do tell me so I know I'm not the only one.