I am super super sorry I haven't updated in 20000 years. Honestly, I lost where I was going with this and totally died for a few months before I regained it.
However I am kind of horrified at the state of the past two chapters. I honestly don't think I knew what writing was. I'm sorry to those who read it.
So! I rewrote them to the best of my ability. It was kind of painful because hey. Wow. Writing. I'm publishing both of them now, along with the next one. Technically they contain the same things, so if you've already read these you aren't really missing anything if you skip it.
HUGE thank you's and kisses to the kind reviewers! Reading your reviews is what made me bring this back. Even bigger ones to Nikki for kicking my ass into gear.
Anywayyyy onto the story! Don't forget to read the footnotes!
((the new chapter that has not graced the internet will be up within the next week. Waiting for it to get back from my beta UuU))