ok! so..i was bored..had this idea..hope you like! R&R! thx!
Chatroom with the Cullens
Emmett decided to make everyone a user for a chat room. Everyone one of them is logged on and they are chatting!
Rosalie- Hot $$
Little boy- Andy
Everyone's logged in.
Hot$$: Emmett, change my name.
Monkey-man: why Rosealie? i like it!
Hotdoc: I agree.
Everyone but daddy:
Hotdoc: i meant, i agree with rosealie, i don't want my daughter to have that as her username.
Hot$$: aww, thx dad ;D
Hotdoc: So Emmett, please change it.
Monkey-man: but why?
Hotdoc: Becuz i said so.
Monkey-man: but y did u say so?
Hotdoc: Bcause i can.
Monkey-man: why can you?
Motherbirdie: ...just do it, Emmett.
Eddiekins: while your at it, change mine too.
Monkey-man: but i like yours :(
Klutzyhumangurl: so do i!
Klutzyhumangurl: what? It's adorable!
Klutzyhumangurl: fine. Emmybear, change it.
Hotdoc: Emmett please just do it.
( monkey-man logs off)
(Andy logs in)
Tinkerbell: uhh, who are u?
Andy: i don't know, leave me alone, you freak!
( Monkey-man logs back in)
Monkey-man: Ha! who's this squirt?
Andy: leave me alone or i'll kick ur nuts!
Monkey-man: you don't even know where i live, kid
Andy: well, i can find out!
Everyone but Andy & monkeyman:
monkey-man: see if you can reach them, squrit.
Andy: i do karate!
Monkey-man: ohh, i'm sooo scared!
Andy: i'll find out where you live, just you watch!
Monkey-man: you make me laugh, kid. well, you know, i'm a vampire
and i'm super strong, so if you try to kick my nuts, i could break you in a snap,
and if you try to run away, i could use my vampire-speed and get you in less than a second.
Everyone but Andy & monkey-man:
Andy: O_O_O_O mommy! ( Andy logs off)
Hotdoc: EMMETT! that was very bad! you could have the volturi over here in a second!
Eddiekins: oh, back already, are u?
Monkey-man: shut up! your being mean 2 me! Daddy, tell Edward 2 be nice 2 me!
Hotdoc: Edward, that wasn't very nice.
Eddiekins: you were thinking that, though ;D
Hotdoc: ...maybe...maybe not..
Monkey-man: hey! ;( ( oh, edward and rose, refresh ur pages and you'll see ur changed names)
Womanizer: Really, Emmett, you changed my name to "Womanizer"? how immature.
Klutzyhumangurl: _ it's tru, u r a womanizer!
Womanizer: grr... ;(
Klutzyhumangurl: * cyber smooch*
(Klutzyhumangurl logs off)
Everyone but Womanizer:
Everyone but womanizer: ...
( klutzyhumangurl logs back on)
Smokein' hot $$: Emmett, change my name.
Monkey-man: no! i like it!
smokein'hot $$: CHANGE. IT. OR NO SE* FOR TWO WEEKS!
monkey-man: fine! i'll change it!
Klutzyhumangurl: change mine too? * puppy eyes*
Monkey-man: O_O can't ...resist...THE PUPPY EYES!
Womanizer: change mine, too!
( monkey-man logs off)
Womanizer: Bella? y change ur's? it's cute!
Klutzthumangurl: so was Eddiekins. *burn*
Womanizer: ...point taken..
Chill-pill: Is Esme even on here still?
Motherbirdie: yes, i am, jasper.
Chill-pill: ok, good. :D
Womanizer: i want my name to be pianoman..
Everyone but Womanizer & Monkey-man:
everyone but womanizer & monkey-man:
( monkey-man logs in)
Monkey-man: I'm BAAAACCKKK! click refresh.
Prettypinkrose: aww, thx Emmy!
Lonely virgin: DAD!
monkey-man: opps, lol!
Hotdoc: Emmett, your asking 4 it.
Monkey-man: you told me to change it, and i did!
Lonely virgin: to lonely virgin!
Monkey-man: sorry, i'm just speaking the truth!
Everyone but chocolatebells & lonely virgin :
Lonely virgin: * hides in corner*
Monkey-man: HHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! BELLA'S TURNED EDWARD INTO A MAN!
GOOD JOB, BELLS!
Motherbirdie: OME! my baby is all grown up!
Hotdoc: wow, umm..are you at least engagged?
Tinkerbell: LOL. wait, if your engagged, can i plan the wedding, PPPPLLLEEEAASSEE?
Chill-pill: umm..disturbing images...
prettypinkrose: good job, bella. edward's no longer a prude.
Lonelyvirgin: Emmett, change my name.
monkey-man: fine! this is the last time, tho!
( monkey-man logs off.)
* five minutes later*
( monkey-man logs back in)
Monkey-man: ok, loverboy, refresh.
Mindreadersince1918: not my first choice, but it's ten times better.
Tinkerbell: i'm bored. Jasper,rose, Esme, lets go shopping.
motherbirdie: ok. :3
Chill-pill: D: fine
Monkey-man: i'm bored, i'm gonna go play halo 3.
( tinkerbell,motherbirdie,Chillpill,prettypinkrose & monkey-man log off)
Hotdoc: i'm gonna go to the hospital for the night shift. bye, guys.
( Hotdoc logs off)
Chocolatebells: yes, Edward?
mindreadersince1918: you thinking what i'm thinking?
mindreadersince1918: get your cute butt up here.
Chocolatebells: your word, my command, loverboy!
(mindreadersince1918 & chocolatebells log off)
A/N please review!