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Chapter 2: Glaming it up for Halloween
Written By: Kumi-Chan/Tobi-Is-Fluffy-Chan
Hell Yeah! Halloween with The Akatsuki
It was the night of nights! The spook and fight night for Ghouls and Goblins! It was Halloween! The
members of the Akatsuki were so excited and anxious for this night! It was the time to be someone else
for a change!
I was to be a body-piercer/tattoo person. I got a whole bunch of sharpie makers and drew all over my
body in various types of graffiti and I had all of the Akatsuki members sign apart of my body. Konan
for some odd reason chose to right on my left butt-cheek? I however kept my coolness and flow of
attitude under control. I mean what was up with the fucking-blue hair? A paper fairy? 'WTF' Well
that is Konan. Tobi signed his piece-of-shit 'calligraphy' (as he called it) on around my fist and Itachi
drew a picture of his Sharingan on my stomach going around in a circle around my belly-button.
Deidara wrote out the words 'Too sexy for my shirt' in cursive going across my lower stomach.
The damn albino Jashinist wrote a whole bunch of shit-words about his god on my back. Kakazu
drew great pictures of hundreds of dollars on my lower back and for some reason he drew
a dime(10 cents) on my forehead. He did that just to annoy me... I could tell. Sasori drew a
chibi of himself playing with a puppet on my ankle and Zetsu drew a lot of GREEN PLANTS!
His white-half drew marijuana and the other drew skulls and a lot of fucking venus-fly traps!
I reapplied many types of piercings which were: angel-bites, monroe, snake-bites, the septum
cheek-piercings, web piercings and even nipple piercings that Konan for my 29th birthday. I put
on my knee-high black sweat-pants and my leather vest. I tried tying my orange spiky hair in a
ponytail but eventually I grew tired and just said forget it. I picked up my pumpkin handbag for
trick-or-treating and walked out the door sighing at the madness that was gonna go down on this
fucking Halloween night. What can I say? The Akatsuki is the shit!
I just finished the last stitch on my paper-dress. I let down my blue-periwinkle hair for the first time in
years and then quickly crafted myself a paper-crown with out using a lot of chakra. I then took out my
store-brought plastic wand.(that piece-of-shit) I picked up my wide bristled-brush and gently combed
through my hair. After a few strokes and brushes I sped up the process and holyshit! This damn brush
stuck in my hair! "Deidara!" I screamed. He bust thorough the door and I was astonished to find him
wearing a pink bra with toliet-paper stuffed in it? 'WTF'. "What, hn" Deidara questioned. "You know I
said either Polly-Pocket or Barbie, yeah. I thinking about a slutty Barbie, hn" Deidara explained.
I sighed and closed my eyes in silence while he yanked the damn brush out of my hair. "Heheheheh...Konan-San...
It's struck pretty good in there...yeah." Deidara sighed. Oh Great! Now my Halloween was ruined...
Tobi! Tobi! Tobi! Heh! Tobi put on a eye-patch covering his only sight that he could see, but Tobi wanted to look like a
pirate argh! Tobi then put on his wooden-peg and practiced walking around, but Tobi fell a couple of times...argh! Tobi
also put on Senpai's curly-fluffy shirt that Senpai thought made his fake boobies show! Heheh...oh yeah, Tobi forgot,
argh! Tobi hopes Senpai won't get mad! Heheh! Tobi is ready, argh! Oh, yeah..Tobi has his bandana to put on! Argh!
Tobi is ready!
Well. I brought my toaster costume from Party City. They have nice discounts there too... Although I hate their
no shoes. no shirt. no pants. no service. policy. That did piss off my hard-to-raise kid Hidan. I put on a black
jump-suit and activated my sharingan. You know..to protect my kids if anyone wanted to theif them or their
candy... I then put on the toaster costume and was ready to go! One thing though..I had been asking Kisame
if he thought I should let my beautiful silky hair down. He was to drunk to anwser thought. I let it down any
-ways. Deidara wanted to know my secret for beautiful and silky hair... I told him I wouldn't tell him...Its the
oldest trick in the book...egg yolks. I'm am certainly ready for Halloween! A safe one that is...
Hiccup* Hiccup* Hiccup* A shark... I attached the cardboard shark fin Tobi helped me make on my back. I then
took off my shirt and let the gills all over my body show. There. I was done getting ready for Christmas...hiccup*
I mean Halloween. "Itachi!" "Yes Kisame-Fish-San?" Itach anwsered. "SAKE!" "Magic word please!" Itachi
begged. "PLEASE!" he yelled in fustrastion. Hiccup* Im done getting ready -chugs sake-
I put on my Jack The Pumpkin King mask and was already feeling like a pussy. Halloween. Who likes this shitty
holiday anyway? I put on my skeleton print shirt and some black slacks/skinnies that Itachi-San picked out for
me. I grabbed my paper bag for collecting candy. This was the best smile I could put on for the rest of the
Akatsuki Memebers... ('-')
Humph* Halloween. I ain't even have to get ready for this shit holiday. If you stay ready you ain't got to get
ready. I sat in the Akatsuki meeting room readingmy magazine called "Money and Me" These mother-fuckers
in this shit was living it up with all of the green. To think the Akatsuki could be living like that but no! We had
to spend money on costumes and candy for Halloween. I watched as each member came out of their room
and was dressed up in costumes that cost good money. "Kakazu-San." Itachi purred. WTF! This nigga was
dressed as a fucking toaster? "Where's your costume?" he questioned. "I'm wearing it!" Itachi looked at me
as if I was crazy. I took out a sticky note and wrote in some sext calligraphy, "Stiches". I placed it on my chest
and stood up so he could see it. He look at me with disappointment.
Fuck Yeah Bitches! Halloween Bitches! I took out my sythe and my grim-reaper mask. Although I did have a fit
with it covering up my sexy and perfect face, I wasn't going to let that bitchy-obstacle stop me from enjoying
fucking Halloween Night. Woo! Woo! I put on the black tunic than my God and Designer Jashin made for me and
stuffed my pants with toleit paper rolls and eggs for egging people's house. This Halloween was gonna be the
SHIT! Woo! I plan to say "Trick or FUCKING TREATS! NOT JUST ONE TREAT! THAT'S WHY I ADDED AN 'S' TO THE
FUCKING WORD TREAT!" If people didn't understand that then they house gets egged and I sacrifice them to
Jashin! Simple as That. Heheheheh! Halloween HERE Hidan Fucking Comes! I picked up my bag of garbage bags
cuz' I was gonna get alot of fucking candy and...body-parts...
I decided to be a slutty Barbie. I stuffed toliet paper in Konan's cleanest bra that I stole. My fake boobs were
sooooo big. Just how Man-Whore Kens like it, yeah. I applied alot of makeup just like the Utimate Drag Queen
Jeffree Star taught me how to do it on Youtube. I smile at my sexy, and slutty self, hn. Halloween was gonna be
perfect. I put on this mini skirt and crimisole shirt and some funky and sexy stilleto heels. I grabbed my Dolce
and Gabbana Hand Bag and practiced strutting in the heels. They were 9' inch high. I tripped a couple of times
but got the hand of it, yeah. I then let down my blonde hair and put it in a tease like the scene kids do. There
was a Barbie necklace applied around me neck that spelled out 'Barbie' in cursive. I looked in the mirror and
practiced what I was gonna say, yeah. "Um..Trick or Treat...or you can have me...yeah." Well... I needed to
work on that...
We ended up not going trick or treating at all. Yeah! All because the white bitch doesn't want to just be
Hannah Montana. Well! The black half not bitch doesn't want to be it's kind which we are a plant. So we ended
up being the ones picked to pass out candy to the snot nose brats. Oh! Kids are wonderful. I had a dream last
night that we had our own! WTF! I'M NOT FUCKING GAY! STOP SMOKING THAT SHIT DUDE! Oh no,no
see what had happened was...I ate alot of spagehetti and I put alot of rum in it, y'know. THAT HAS NOTHING
TO DO WITH YOU SMOKING THAT STUFF OR HALLOWEEN. Oh! That. See what had happened was, I-I-I
was doing the do.. y'know masturbating...in our green house and stuff.. Oh jesus-christ dude! WTF! Just
chill...with yo plant and black lookin ass...JUST CHILLLLLLLL...HEY! ZETSU. What! Stop Yelling! I can hear
you well and fine and oh gosh! You're stoned now...Great. Halloween sucks ass even more. Zetsu just
chilllllllllll...oh and I see so many fucking dead people and PLANTS AHHHHHH! HOLY SHIT! AHHHH! This is
Halloween and yeah you know it! Man.. I gotta stop making you watch WWE with Zach Rider and shit...
I wonder if it's possible to drug white Zetsu without drugging me... Halloween is gonna be a long
fucking Night man... WOO WOO WOO! YEAH YOU KNOW IT!
Heheheheheh... OK! IM SO SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING! SO SORRY BUT THIS STORY WILL BE FINISHED
AND PLEASE REVIEW... i BEEN working on my other stories and I negelected this one. But finally we are
getting somewhere... :)
I know halloween is over with but I wanted to finish it so bad! Hey!
So how was this chappie? Tell me I want to know. I made it as possible FUNNY and I tried. The white half
of Zetsu is given the traits of my Buddy at School...LOL HE makes me laugh so much and he's a good
person and a bestie and brother to me. He thinks the same way lol :) Shot out to him but finally th Akatsuki
are going trick or treating :) I want to have this finished befroe winter break but YAY!
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