"The Fairly Oddparents"
"Re: Scary Godparents"
Written by: Kellen "K.C." Ellison
*Trixie Tang appears in a witch's outfit*
Trixie: Good evening, and welcome to another edition of "Scary Godparents." I am your host, Trixie Tang. In the last version, we saw Timmy Turner almost destroy Dimmsdale with his "real and scary" wish, but what if someone else helped him? A certain pretty girlfriend? This is what you'd get. Enjoy...if you dare! *evil laugter*
*Timmy Turner is in his room, watching the Crash Nebula Hallowe'en Special, "Crash Nebula vs. the Pumpkinator."
Timmy: Wow! Those Jack-o-bot costumes would be great for tonight! I wish I had just one of them!
Wanda: Sorry, Timmy but all four costumes were won in a contest! We can't use our magic to steal from someone!
Timmy: Oh yeah...I must have forgot!
*The doorbell rings*
Timmy: I'll get it!
*Timmy opens the door and finds Trixie in a blue alicorn outfit*
Timmy: Happy Hallowe'en, Trixie!
Trixie: Happy Hallowe'en, Timmy!
*Trixie kisses Timmy on the cheek*
Timmy: What are you supposed to be, Trixie?
Trixie: I'm Princess Luna.
Timmy: From "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic"? I love that show!
Trixie: I never pegged you as being a brony... So you still haven't got a costume for trick-or-treating, Timmy?
Timmy: Well, I was going to go out as one of the Jack-o-bots.
Trixie: Yeah, I know what you mean. I even sent a thousand postcards, but... *the doorbell rings again; this time, it's Tad, Chad, Veronica, and Remy* Speak of the devil...
Tad, Chad, Veronica, and Remy: Trick or Treat, loser!
*Timmy notices their costumes*
Timmy: Hey! You guys got the Jack-o-bot costumes! How'd you get those?
Trixie: These four bribed the contest committee into giving them the costumes...
Timmy's parents: Here you go!
*They give them Timmy's college fund and all of his favorite belongings*
Timmy: Hey! Why'd you give them all of my stuff!
Timmy's dad: Are you serious? Those costumes are awesome!
*The doorbell rings a third time, it's Vicky with AJ as Frankenstein's Monster and Chester as a vampire*
Chester and AJ: Trick or Treat!
*Timmy's parents give them fortunes out of fortune cookies*
AJ: At least there wasn't any candy; we'd have to give it to Vicky!
Timmy's Mom: Say Vicky, why don't you chaperone Timmy and Trixie too? We'll even pay you double!
Vicky: That's great!
*As the group left, Vicky grabbed a roll of toilet paper and covered Timmy in it*
Timmy: Where do you think we should go first?
AJ: I hear Principal Waxelplax is giving out full size chocolate bars!
Chester: Which we'll give to you...
*When they got to Waxelplax's house, the popular kids got all the candy while the Timmy and his friends got...*
Timmy: Reflective tape?
Trixie: Really? Who gives out tape on Hallowe'en?
Vicky: If I don't get any candy from you soon...
Trixie: WE'RE WORKING ON IT!
Vicky: You better...
*At the Buxaplenty estate, the popular kids got money while Timmy and his friends...*
Timmy and friends: AAAHHH!
Timmy: All we asked for was just treats...
Trixie: Who knew Mr. Buxaplenty would sic vicious dogs on us!
Timmy: Man! I just wish everyone had real and scary costumes!
*Cosmo and Wanda, disguised as a janitor and a nurse respectfully, granted Timmy's wish. Chester and AJ became a vampire and a monster, the popular kids became the Jack-o-bots, Cosmo and Wanda became a monster janitor and nurse, and Trixie and Timmy became...*
*Timmy's mummified arm pops off*
Nightmare Trixie: OH BOY...WAIT A MINUTE, WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR HANDS?
Timmy: Whoa, Trixie! You look just like Nightmare Moon!
Nightmare Trixie: AND THOU LOOKETH LIKE A MUMMY!
Tim-mummy: Why are you shouting!
Nightmare Trixie: THIS IS HOW LUNA SPEAKS ON THE SHOW! I mean, "This is how Luna speaks on the show."
Tim-mummy: Huh...I guess I must've missed that episode...
*Just then, two of the Jack-o-bots flew over head*
Tim-mummy: Uh-oh! If those two find the remaining two Jack-o-bots, they'll merge into the Pumpkinator and destroy the world!
Cosmo: That's bad right?
Wanda: Timmy, we've got an even bigger problem: our wands our gone!
Tim-mummy: Okay Wanda, go find someone that's probably disguised as a fairy. Take their wand and crown. Trixie, you're coming with me to stop the Jack-o-bots before they merge into the Pumpkinator. Cosmo, you stay here.
Cosmo: Great! It was just time for my break anyway!
*A few minutes later...*
Tim-mummy: AAAHHH! Trixie! Help!
*Timmy's mummified head was being held in one the now-merged Pumpkinator's hands while the rest of his body was thrown everywhere*
Nightmare Trixie: GET THINE CLAW OFF OUR BOYFRIEND, FOUL MONSTER!
*Trixie blasted the Pumpkinator with strong magic, but the countdown continued*
Wanda: Timmy! I got the stuff!
Tim-mummy: Put it on! We've only got 30 seconds left!
*Wanda puts them on and became a fairy again*
Wanda: Quick, make a wish!
Tim-mummy: I wish everything was back to normal!
*Wanda raises her wand, and everyone returned to normal*
Timmy: Whew! That was close! Next year, I'm just going to throw a murder mystery party with all my friends! It'll be a party to die for!
Trixie: That's our story; hope you enjoyed it!
Kellen: Trixie, why are the lights dim?
Trixie: Sorry about that; just doing something for Hallowe'en.
Kellen: Well, in that case...Happy Hallowe'en, everybody!
Trixie: Don't forget to read and review this story!