Yaoi?

A/N; This was probably most likely a meme or whatever the heckle it was! So I'm not taking credit for it, I saw it on a youtube MMD video which I will give the link later, and decided to do a story on it! :3 Please enjoy!

It was a typical day at the company. Of course, nothing out of the ordinary. A blonde sitting with reading glasses and a cup of hot cocoa at a desk, day after day learning a buttload of songs his boss comes up with. Seriously! There are a lot of perverted songs.

Well, it my have seem normal at first glance. I mean, the boss doesn't care what goes on as long as no one is trying to kill another! Something about the air felt off. What was it? Lwn pndered it. Len is that blonde that sits at the desk with the computer wearing the glassees and drinking hot cocoa, learning the sensual songs created by his boss.

Just when he was about to proceed his thought, he was called.

"Hey, Len! What's yaoi?"


The blonde stopped in mid sip of his cocoa. Did he hear him right? Did he say what he think he just said?

"Care to repeat that?" Len asked, hot cup still to his cherry lips.

"I said, "What's yaoi?' Well?" A silver haired Piko was standing in front of a blondie, hands on clothed hips and face painted with a pout, eyes shinning with curiosity.

Len stared at him for about 10 seconds, like a deer in headlights. Finally, after said amount of time, Lne put his cup down and spoke.

"Uhh. Piko? Who told you that term?"

"Kaito-nii! Kaito-nii did!" Figures. Len sighed and pulled up a chair.

"O.K. Sit down. I'lll tell you . . . But you're not going to like it . . ."


Piko ran out screaming. How could anyone endure that? Just hearing it made his tooshie hurt! And in detail? Oh, the horror! "Damn fangirls!" he screamed clutching his computer cable cord. Then realization struck him, he's been prone to yaoi this whole time! Piko lay frozen still on the floor of his room sobbing comically away.

Face it, Piko. You're a little shota boy. :3

A/N; OMG this was like. Longer. but now that it's up here ... it's so .. short! Hope you at least thought it was worthy for here. R&R please!