Why are there not any songs about Snorkacks?
And why must they be denied?
Crumple-Horned Snorkacks aren't only illusions,
The Ministry has something to hide.
"Only a myth"—but I choose to believe it—
I know they're wrong, wait and see.
Someday we'll find it, the Snorkack connection,
The Nargles, the dreamers, and me.

Who uses gum disease mixed with Dark magic?
The Rotfang Conspiracy!
The Quibbler has all the facts; you might want to read it.
The truth is quite plain to me.
What's so profound that it keeps us confounded?
And what do we fear we might see?
Someday we'll find it, the Snorkack connection,
The Nargles, the dreamers, and me.

All of us under a spell,
I think that it's probably Wrackspurts….

I'm not the coolest girl enrolled at Hogwarts.
I'm not one to follow trends.
But Harry and all the rest seem to respect me.
It's almost like having friends.
It doesn't take Spectrespecs to perceive it.
It's nothing like Loser's Lurgy.
And someday we'll find it, the Snorkack connection,
The Nargles, the dreamers, and me.