Dean Winchester's 9 Reasons To Break Off a Marriage

1. Every time she walks past, you expect a trace of Heaven's dew covered grass... and are sorely disappointed when you smell strawberry body wash.

2. She didn't get her wings charred dragging your ass out of the pit.

3. She doesn't even have wings.

4. You think trench coats are sexier than miniskirts.

5. Her true voice doesn't make your eardrums explode.

6. Her true form isn't the size of the Chrysler building.

7. She can't drink the liquor store. Hell, she can't even keep a few beers down.

8. She respects your personal space.

9. Oh and her apple pie sucks. But that goes for anyone.