Hello and welcome to the first part of Ask the Marauders! Viewers questions will be submitted to the Marauders, and they will be happy to respond!

James: Do we REALLY have to do this?

Remus: YES.

Peter: Why? Whats the point in answering stupid questions that will probobly make NO SENSE?

Sirius: *Snore*

James: Padfoot... are you SLEEPING?

Sirius: *Snore* Huh? wha...

Remus: WAKE UP!

Sirius:WHERES THE MUSTARD?

Peter: Dude. Get a hold of yourself. You where dreaming.

Sirius: Oh. Well, I blame Remus.

Remus: Why?

Sirius: Because it was YOUR idea to have this STUPID talkshow or whatever the bloody thing is called.

Remus: I came up with this idea because I thought it would be good if we connected with our fan-base...

Sirius: BOOOORING.

Remus: Well, if we do this, I bet alot of your fangirls would be DYING to talk to you!

Sirius: I'M IN!

James: Nice try, Moony. However, unlike poor, single Padfoot over there, I have Lily.

Remus: I will get you a new broom!

James: *squeals*

Peter: HA! You can't bribe me with girls OR brooms!

Remus: If you don't, I will not help you with your homework for the rest of the year.

Peter:...FINE.

Remus: Lucky for us, I already have a question!

Peter: Just one?

Remus: Yeah. This is only the first part. Anyway, here it is.

Hey! I hope this question makes it...

Anyway, Sirius, Do you chase Mcgonagle or around when you are in dog forme?

From: I R TLY SMRT

Sirius: I did... ONCE.

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Remus:...What?

Sirius: Yeah. Once, I chased . I almost got her too, but I ran into Filch.

Remus: I hope you didn't ACTUALLY run into him...

Sirius: I did.

Remus: *facepalm*

James: And WHY didn't you tell me this?

Sirius: *shrugs* Wasn't that important.

Remus: Well, thats all the time we have today! Keep sending in those questions!

Sirius: PLEASE! I WANT TO GET THIS OVER WITH!

James: Same here. Oh, and Quidditch starts soon!

Peter: I'm hungry.

James, Sirius, and Remus: When are you NOT?

Thats it! Oh, and Lily WILL be shortly joining, so think up questions for her too! A new part will go up whenever I have good questions to post, so PLEASE reply via IM or post a review with a question on it. This story will only be as good as the questions you send!