Naruto walked towards the bathroom with a yon. He had just gotten up and wanted nothing more than to have a hot shower. Unfortunately the bathroom in the master suite was still in need of repair so he had to use the one in the hall. He opened the door and let out another yon, running his hand though his hair. He failed to hear the sound of water already coming from the shower. He slowly undressed, grabbed a towel out of the towel closet, and wrapped it around his waist. He walked to the shower and opened the door only to get a face full of steam. This woke up the blonde immediately; he looked around and saw someone standing in the shower. Most of his view was obstructed by the steam but he could see the face of the person in the shower.
Standing under the shower head with a surprised look on her face was Skuld, "Oh, crap." Naruto said and stood frozen in his spot.
Skuld looked at Naruto in shock then screamed. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGETOUT!" she covered herself as quickly as possible and started to throw anything she could at the blonde.
Naruto quickly ran out of the bathroom at full speed while dodging different projectiles, "I am so sorry," he said as exited the restroom. He closed the door behind him and saw Belldandy standing in front of him.
"I heard Skuld scream and came to check if everything was ok?" she said giving Naruto a concerned look.
Naruto just gave her a quick smile, "Everything just dandy," he said when he heard something impact the door.
Belldandy nodded and gave the blonde a caring smile, "That's good." She said and headed on her way. Naruto just stood there frozen before letting out a small sigh of relief.
"That could have ended badly, "he thought to himself when suddenly an ANBU appeared in front of him. Unfortunately for him it was the female ANBU, Neko.
"Narut….." she fell silent as she looked over the half-naked blonde. She glanced over his form with keen precision of a konoichi of her skill; he defiantly wasn't the same little boy from all she remember running around the village in a bright orange jump suit. He had filled out very well, due to years of training, his face had become more defined and the whisker like marks on his face made him appear more feral. She couldn't help but blush behind her mask as she looked at the man before her. "I could just….no….bad Yugao..." she chided herself.
Naruto looked at Neko and wondered why she went silent, he hated that she had her mask on and he couldn't tell what she was thinking. "Umm Neko?" he said pulling her out of her trance.
"Yes Naruto," she said her voice a little bit husker then before.
"Didn't you have a message for me?" he asked as he subconsciously wrapped the towel around himself a bit tighter.
"Um yes," Neko replied a bit flustered, "The Hokage wants to see you as soon as possible."
Naruto nodded, "Got it," He waited for Neko to leave but she didn't move for several minutes. This made Naruto a bit uncomfortable, "Is there anything else?"
Neko seemed to come out of what every trance she was. She was thankful for her mask to hide her blush and quickly disappeared in a cloud of smoke. Naruto let out a sigh and headed back to his room, wanting nothing more than to start the day over.
It was another dull day in the pits of hell, demons ran around doing their daily business and everything was running smoothly. We find a woman with long silver hair held up in a special hair piece, sitting at a desk looking over a stack of paper. This was Hilde the leader of Hell, she sighed to herself as her purple eyes read over another inventory notice.
"Why do I have to do this," she thought to herself as she signed off on another budget for the Hell Clean up Committee. "I want to have fun, where Kyu-chan when you need her."
It had been over a decade since she last saw her foxy friend and she was getting worried. She also missed their drinking games and messing with many of the male demons lust after them. Hilde looked at the stack of papers on the desk and stood up.
"The hell with this," she said and headed out of the office, "I am going to find Kyu-Chan."
"My lady!" a voice called out as Hilde walked past. She turned and saw one of her underlings, Mara. She as a relatively weak demon who had failed her a few more times then she should have. So Hilde had made Mara her secretary.
"What is it Mara," she said with a hint of annoyance in her voice.
"Where are you headed my lady," she asked, "There is still much work to be done."
"I don't care," Hilde replied and continued to walk. Mara ran after her.
'My Lady," she called and Hilde turned around, "Why don't I do this errand for you?"
"You?" Hilde said with a chuckle. She was silent for a moment, "All right you can go."
"Thank you my Lady," Mara replied with a bow. "Now what is it I need to do?"
"It's a simple task really," Hilde said, "All you have to do is find the Kyuubi no Yoko and bring her here."
Mara paled, the Kyuubi was a powerful demon who could give Hilde a run for her money, and now she had to find her. "It will be done My Lady." Mara said with a bit of uncertainty in her voice.
"It better," Hilde said and started to walk away from Mara, "Well it seems like a good time as any to visit the hot springs."
Naruto headed towards the Hokage tower at a leisurely pace. He was in no hurry to see Tsunade. Whatever she wanted could wait a few more moments. After Neko had left he had waited for Skuld to get out of the bathroom and took his shower. He sighed to himself as he remembered the uncomfortable silence that had settled at breakfast. Skuld kept glaring at him with anger in her eyes; if looks could kill, he would have been six feet under.
"Why does this happen to me?" he said to himself as he walked.
"I think it balances out your insane luck in card games and gambling," Kyuubi said to him making Naruto sigh.
"You might be right," he said and Kyuubi laughed.
"Its fine kit," Kyuubi stated, "All you have to do is get her into your room and have some make up fun."
"Damn it Kyuubi we have already talked about this," he replied with annoyance. "I am not going to sleep with her."
"Not right now," Kyuubi said with a hint of amusement in her voice. "But you will."
"And how would you know that?" Naruto asked with a hint of mocking in his voice.
"I have a lot more experience then you kit," Kyuubi answered, "Trust me on this."
"Whatever you say furball," Naruto replied and cut of the connection to Kyuubi. He smiled as he entered the Hokage tower and headed to Tsunade's office. He saw Shizune sitting at her desk outside of Tsunade's office and gave her a wave.
Shizune smiled, got up, and gave Naruto a hug. Naruto hugged her back and smiled. "It's good to see you." Shizune said and Naruto nodded.
"Same to you," Naruto replied, "So how's the old lady doing."
Shizune smack Naruto in the arm, "Tsunade is not old," Shizune stated and Naruto just smiled.
"Yes she is and you know it," he replied and Shizune shook her head.
"Get in there she is expecting you," Shizune stated with a smile.
"Will do," Naruto replied with a mock salute making Shizune chuckle. She pushed the blonde towards the door and he gave her one last smile before entering the office.
"Hey Baa-Chan!" he announced happily as he entered the room only to dodge a scroll thrown at him. He watched as it buried itself into the door. "That was close. You need to really stop throwing things Baa-Chan."
"Stop calling me that brat!" Tsunade shouted at Naruto making him chuckle.
"Whatever you say Baa-Chan," he said making Tsunade's eye twitch.
Tsunade debated on whether or not to kill him where he stood but decided against it due to the fact that she would miss him too much, "Anyway brat there is a reason I called you here, and you can come in now."
Naruto turned and saw someone walk in she was a short then himself had blonde hair and purple eyes. He smiled, "Shion what a surprise," he stated making the girl blush.
"Hello Naruto," she said with a smile, "It has been awhile."
"Yes it has," he replied, "So how have you been and what brings you to Konoha?"
Tsunade smiled at this, she couldn't wait to see his face when Shion explained why she was there. Shion smiled and blushed as she readied herself to talk to Naruto. "The reason I here is to get you to fulfill the promise you made me after we sealed Moryo." She said and Naruto nodded.
"Of course," he said with a smile, "I was to help you pass on your powers to the next generation."
"That's true," Shion said with a blush, "and I have come to collect on that promise."
Naruto smiled and nodded, "That's great," he stated with a smile. "So how are we gonna do this?"
Shion blushed more and looked away from Naruto, all the whileTsunade smiled. Naruto noticed Shion blush and looked at her confused. "Hey are you ok?" he asked her and put his hand on her forehead, "Your face is all red, do you have a fever?"
Tsunade couldn't take it anymore and burst out laughing. Naruto turned and looked at her and was even more confused. "What so funny Baa-Chan?" he questioned her.
Tsunade tried to stop laughing but it took her a few moments to regain her composure. "She doesn't have a fever brat," she said catching her breath. "She embarrassed at what you need to do to pass on her powers."
"What do I need to do?" he asked and it took all of Tsunade's will power not to start laughing again.
She motioned for Naruto to come over to her and she whispered it into Naruto ear. She watched as his face started to get red and his blushed continued to get redder as she talked. "That what she is asking you to do." She said and looked at Naruto who looked as red as a beet.
"So you wanna do that with me?" he asked Shion and she nodded. Naruto just nodded back before fainting. The last thing he heard was the sound of Tsunade's laughing.
-A while later-
Naruto slowly opened his eyes and looked around; the last thing he remembered was talking to Tsunade in her office with Shion and that was it. "Oh my head," he said as he sat up.
"You should lie back down," Shion said as she came to his side. "You hit your head pretty hard."
"I'm fine," he said but his head started to hurt, "On second thought I will lie back down."
He laid his head against the armrest of the couch and looked up at Shion. She had a big smile on her face and he smiled back. Then he remembered why she was there and a blush crept across his face.
"I glad you ok," she said to him, "You scared me when you fainted."
"I'm sorry," Naruto replied the blush still on his face. "It was kinda a shock that you want to…..do that with me."
"I saw that," she said with a giggle. "It will be ok though, we have all the time in the world. I was able to leave Demon Country in good hands so I can stay in Konoha for the awhile."
"Really that's great," Naruto replied with a smile and Shion nodded.
"Good you're awake," Tsunade said getting the pairs attention. "You need to head back to your place; Shion will be staying with you."
"Baa-Chan!" Naruto shouted, "Is that really a good idea?"
"Of course it is," Tsunade said with an evil smirk. "It the perfect idea."
Naruto tried to argue but Shion had already started to drag him out of the office, "I can't wait to see our home." She said with a smile and Naruto just cried on the inside. While this was going on Kyuubi was laughing her head off at Naruto's reaction. She couldn't stop laughing and couldn't wait until they got to his home.
They had soon arrived at Naruto house and Shion was surprised to see how big it was. "Wow it is bigger than I thought," she said and Naruto just nodded pale as s ghost. "Shall we go inside?"
Naruto knew this was his only chance avoid death, "Wait before we go in I need to tell you something."
"Are you afraid I will find it as messy?" she said and Naruto was about to disagree when Shion shook her head and headed inside. Naruto followed her inside, he watched her look around and she had to marvel at how nice it was.
"I'm surprised that how clean it is." Shion said as she looked around.
"Yeah, there a reason for that," Naruto said when Skuld walked in.
"Finally your back you idiot," she said and walked over to Naruto and poking him in the chest, "I was worried something bad was going to happen, who this" she said as she finally noticed Shion.
"I am Shion Priestess of Demon Country," Shion said with a hint of superiority, "Who are you and why are you in Naruto's house?"
"I'm Skuld Go…," she started to say but Naruto put his hand over her mouth.
"She just….a…" Naruto started to say when Skuld bit his hand. "OWWWW"
"Why did you cover my mouth you idiot!" Skuld shouted at the Naruto.
"I….." Naruto started to say when Shion grabbed his shoulder and turned him around.
"Naruto why is this weird girl in your house and why did you stop her from talking?" Shion asked him with a hint of anger in her voice.
Naruto was about to answer when Skuld intervened, "I am not some weird girl, I am Skuld Goddess First Class, Unlimited License." She said proudly, "I am here because Naruto wished I would stay with him forever."
Shion looked at Skuld as if she was crazy but then turned to look at Naruto, "Is she staying with you?" she asked him and he nodded. Shion just looked at Naruto and then at Skuld. "Is there anyone else I need to know about?"
"Skuld is Naruto home?" A voice said and Belldandy walked into the living room. Naruto could only watch as Shion looked over Belldandy.
She turned to Naruto and gave him a surprising calm expression but Naruto saw a demonic aura surrounding her. "I'm so dead!" he thought as Shion walked towards him. Naruto turned and slowly walked away. Shion followed and Naruto turned and started to run.
Hinata was heading towards Naruto home with a plan to make him hers when she heard the sound of Naruto screaming, "Ahhh I gunna die!" She watched as he ran out the door only for a hand to grab his leg and drag him back inside. "HELP ME!"
Hinata just stared at the scene and slowly turned and headed back home and didn't look back.
Hello, everyone this is the six chapter of AH! My Ninja. I sorry that it has been a long time since I posted a chapter of this story and I am truly sorry for that, I just lost my muse for a while. Now it's back, for a while I hope. I have a few good ideas that will propel this story further and it's going to start when Mara comes to town, will she succeed or will she run screaming when she meets Naruto. I am grateful for all the people who have read this story and reviewed the previous chapter. Please tell me what you think of the story and this chapter and what parts were funny. Also I was thinking about adding Yugao to the pairing and having Hinata come in on weird moments. So please read and REVIEW!