Disclaimer

Naruto isn't mine. Have a nice day.


Writing for Hidan is FUN~


"GodDAMMIT! Fucking ricochet!"

"Sucks to be you, Hidan."

"Up yours, fucking fish-face cheater!"

"Cheater? Moi? You must be joking, dear boy."

"Don't patronize me, you shellshocking son of bitch! Every damn time you shoot one of those things, I get hit!"

"Coincidence."

"Coincidence my ASS! You MUST be cheating!"

"How can you cheat on a home console?"

"I…uh…well…er…"

"While you were making yourself look stupid, DK just passed you and dropped a Bob-omb."

"SHITFUCKDAMN!"

"That will do, Hidan."

"The fuck are you doing here, Red Eye?"

"Taking over."

"Bullshit."

"He's ah…actually right, Hidan. It was his turn several games ago."

"It'll be his turn when I beat your fucking...what the...WHO THE FUCK HAD LIGHTNING!"

"Hidan…"

"GO SUCK A KUNAI, UCHIHA!"

"Hidan, just give it to him, you're in last place, anyway."

"So?"

"Again."

"SO!"

"For the ninth time."

"SO!"

"In a row."

"FUCK YOU!"

"Hidan, you will relinquish the Wiimote."

"OVER MY DEAD FUCKING BODY!"

"At last, something we can agree on."

"GUH!"

"…"

"…"

"…"

"…"

"Was Tsukuyomi really necessary?"

"No. But it was entertaining."

"You're too much sometimes. Where to?"

"Moo Moo Meadows. I want to see if a shark can swim on land."

"…Did you just crack a joke?"

"I do not understand."

"…Never mind."


In Mario Kart, there are RULES. And these rules must be obeyed.

Or shit goes down~