Harry was working on his potions essay (gritting his teeth, snape that basterd), when suddenly a bright flash of gold light appeared from nowhere. Suddenly, he found himself in a living room, along with the order of the phoenix, and Dumbledore's army, along with Draco Malfoy, Fred and George weasley.
"Harry!" Harry looked around to see Sirius standing there with his arms outstretched. Harry ran to him and let himself be engulfed by his godfather.
"Why are we here, Hermione?" Bill asked.
"I have a note here..." She picked up a scrunched piece of parchment up and read aloud.
Hiya! This is a note from the year 2011. We found two rather amusing videos on a muggle computer sight, and we thought you might enjoy watching it! So here you are!Don't worry, the musical pauses when someone , you can't leave and no-one will notice your gone.
TRL & JSP& ASP& SDM
The writing cleared from the screen and the group could now see a teenager, with curly black hair and circular glasses sitting on a trunk in the middle of the stage. (A/N: Sorry if its not accurate but its pretty much there!)
HARRY: (Sings while sat on trunk in middle of stage, after crossing and uncrossing arms as if cold) Underneath these stairs I hear the sneers and feel the glares of my cousin, my uncle and my aunt.
"What do you mean underneath the stairs Harry?" Sirius demanded.
"Later," Harry said.
Can't believe how cruel they are, and it stings my lightning scar to know they'll never ever give me what I want.
Draco snorted and everyone looked at him, and then snickered. Harry muttered "I meant love, dumb asses." Only Sirius and Remus heard, and they raised their eyebrows.
I know I don't deserve these stupid rules made by the Dursley's here on, Privet Drive. Can't take all of these muggles, but despite all of my troubles, I'm still alive.
"Whoah, Whoah, Whoah! Over dramatic much!" Remus mocked, chuckling.
"Give him a break, kid loves his drama!" Kingsly said and they both snickered.
(Tune speeds up) I'm sick of summer and this waiting around, man its September and I'm skipping this town, hey its no mystery there's nothing here for me now... (stands up and sings with more passion) I got to get back to Hogwarts. I got to get back schoool, I got to get myself to Hogwarts, where everybody knows I'm coooool.
"Yeah right, Potter!" Both Severus and Draco said, and then blinked at each other, while everyone else laughed.
(*Counts on hand*)Back to witches and wizards and magical beasts, to Goblin and ghosts and some magical feasts (Rubs stomach, as if starving). Its all that I love and its all that I need at Hogwarts, Hogwarts, I think Im going back.
Harry smiled, he loved Hogwarts it was his home, not Privet drive.
(Turns suitcase to where it's horizontal and sits on it) I'll see my friends going to laugh 'till we cry, (Pretends to grab a broom and watch it fly) take my Firebolt gonna take to the sky. No way this year anyone's gonna die,
"Optimistic Harry?" Tonks said, grinning at him.
"We think that-"
"That's the most optimistic thing Harry's ever said!" Gorge finished, both laughing.
and its gonna be totally awesome!
Harry groaned at the catch phrase, while everyone else laughed, even Severus's mouth twitched slightly.
(Waving wand) I'll cast some spells with a flick of my wand, defeat the Dark Arts yeah bring it on!
"I don't think like that!" Harry huffed while Ron patted him on the back, a smirk on his face.
and do it all with my best friend Ron,
Ron looked up, squeaking, "That's me!"
"Nah!" Fred said "We thought-
"It was Dumbledore!" George chuckled. Dumbledore looked at them and said "I hope I'm not mister Potter's best friend!" Which got everyone laughing again.
'cause together we're totally awesome!
"I have a feeling we will hear that again!" Harry groaned.
Draco smirked "Oh come on Potter S'not that bad, really!" everyone looked at him, he shrugged. "You could have been played by a girl!" Draco sighed, he saw the preview for this while everyone looked at him again. "I saw the preview, just watch it!" he snapped.
RON: (Enters stage door and sings) Yeah we're so cool and we're totally Awesome!(Talking now) Did someone say Ron Weasley? WOO!
"Is that supposed to be me!" Ron squeaked. While Hermione said "I don't know, he's kinda cute."
Everyone gapped at her "What!"
"Nothing!" they all said, snickering.
HARRY: Hey! (Hugs ron passionately)
"I'm sorry, but I can't imagine either of you hugging like that," Sirius said.
"Yeah, us neither." Harry said, his cheeks red.
RON: Sorry I couldn't get here earlier I had to go get some uh, floo powder. So come on grab your trunk, lets go.
HARRY: Why? Where're we going?
RON: To Diagon Alley of course!
RON: Come on! (Starts going around in circles flapping arms saying while lights flicker on and off, different colors)
RON+HARRY: Floo powder power, Floo powder power, Floo powder power, Floo powder power, Floo powder power, Floo powder power!"
"Godric!" Fred and George were rolling, Remus was wiping his eyes, Sirius sank to the floor, Tonks was snorting, her nose changing every five seconds, and the rest were just laughing.
"It's not funny!" Ron and Harry yelled.
RON: (Stands next to Harry and sings) It's been so long, but we're going back, Don't go for work don't go there for class.
"Excuse me I hope you go for class! How are you going to make it in life!" Severus snarled, everyone looked at him and he paled. "I- I mean.. Look!" He pointed at the screen, diverting everyone but sirius's attention from him, Sirus winked and he flushed, looking down.
HARRY: As long as we're together-
RON: -Gonna kick some ass
"LANGUAGE!" All the adults screamed, looking at ron.
"It's not me!" Ron said, paling.
RON+HARRY: And its gonna be totally awesome! This year we'll take everybody by storm, stay up all night, sneak out of our dorm.
"Oh really?" Hermione said.
"You can't talk Hermione, remember 1st year? How 'bout 3rd, 4th, and this year- I mean…. HI!" Harry said.
"Harry, we know about you guys sneaking out harry!" Dumbledore said, a twinkle in his eye.
HERMIONE: (Enters from behind the boys) Well lets not forget that we need to perform well in class, if we want to pass our OWLs!
RON: God Hermione! Why do you have to be such a buzzkill!
"RONALD WEASLEY! APPOLOGISE! TO! HERMIONE!" Both and Ginny screamed, while every other girl glared.
"IT'S NOT US!"
HERMIONE: (Talking) 'Cause Ron! Schools not all about having fun we have to study hard if we want to become good witches and wizards. (Harry: Oh)(Starts to sing) I may be frumpy but I'm super smart.
"I AM NOT FRUMPY!" Hermione shrieked causing everyone to back away.
Check out my grades, there 'A's for a start!
"Wouldn't it be O's?" Mr. Weasley asked, confused. Several purebloods nodded.
"No, Muggle scale, A's the best." Hermione, Harry, And (Surprisingly) Luna said
What I lack in looks well I make up in heart, and well guys yeah thats totally aweosme!
"Am I ugly!" Hermione said, frantic.
"No!" Ron reassured her patting her on the back and giving her a awakward hug. "You're actually really pretty 'Mione."
Everyone looked at eachother "It's about time..." Harry mumbled.
This year I plan, to study a lot...
"What else would you do?" Harry, Draco, Sirius, Dumbledore, Severus, Tonks, Ron, , Ginny, Luna, Nevile, Remus, Fred/ George and kingsly all said.
RON: Well that would be cool if you were actually hot!
"OMYGODRIC!" Ron screamed before the girls ganged up on him. "This me is a jerk! I'm sorry 'Mione! I would never, NEVER, say that!"
"I know Ron." They smiled.
HARRY: Hey Ron, come on, we're the only friends that she's got,
"You're/we're not my/her only friends!" everyone said, then laughed.
RON: And thats cool,
HERMIONE: And thats totally awesome!
"I'm beginning to hate that phrase!" Draco said and everyone agreed.
RON+HERMIONE+HARRY: Yeah we're so cool and we're totally awesome!
"Yeah, sure you are." Sirius and Severus teased, then blinked at each other, causing people to snort. (Cough-Draco, Harry, Hermione, Dumbledore, Remus, Ron- Cough)
ALL: (enters the rest of cast and do dance behind) We're sick of summer and its waiting around, Its like we're sitting in the lost and found, don't take no sorcery, for anyone to see hoooow!
HARRY: I gotta get back to Hogwarts!
"WE GET IT!" Draco screamed, then blushed.
ALL: We gotta get back to schooool! We got to get back to Hogwarts! Where everything is magicooool!
(All of cast joins in) Back to witches and wizards and magical beasts, to goblins and ghosts and some magical feasts. Its all that I love and its all that I need at Hogwarts, Hogwarts I think we're going back.
"That's the clip!" Ron said as a new one started.