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Mikado sighed for the umpteenth time that day. Why did this have to happen? He was a good person. Ask anyone! He was nice, polite, never hurt anyone-not that he could even if he tried-and a good student to boot. Sure he created a potentially dangerous gang out of boredom, but he was still a good person!

Mikado squirmed trying to find a comfortable position only for things to get awkward.

Shizuo mumbled something in his sleep next to Mikado and nuzzled the teens head. The ex- bartender's hair tickled Mikado's face.

On Mikado's other side, a sleeping Izaya tightened his stubborn-child-with-favorite-toy grip around Mikado's waist. Izaya buried his head against Mikado's stomach in content.

The informant twitched in his sleep. The leg Izaya had thrown across Mikado's waist kicked Shizuo hard in the gut. Shizuo's arm twitched under Mikado's head.

Occasional snores could be heard from either clinging boyfriend and more snuggling.

Mikado sighed. 'Why did this happen again?'


Flashback

Mikado searched through the cabinets of the apartment.

Celty and Shinra were on their honeymoon and had asked Mikado to watch the house. Mikado was happy for them, honestly he was. It figures they wouldn't leaving any food.

He looked down when he felt his phone start to vibrate in his pocket. Flipping it open Mikado saw he got a message from Masaomi.

-Yo 'Kado! The almighty and awesome me got a date tonight with a group of HOTTIES! SCORE! So won't be able to make it tonight. Try not to miss my beautiful face to much~!~

Mikado shook his head. 'Guess I'm along tonight.'

He was about to leave when the doorbell started going off rapidly. 'What?'

"Just a minute," Mikado called looking through the peephole. Out of everything he was expecting, a cloud of dust and limbs was not one of them.

He appreciated Izaya and Shizuo taking the time to come over and check on him... He just wished not at the same time.

"IZAYA! Get the hell out of my way! And stay away from Mikado!"

"Oya, Shizu-chan. Don't you know I can't do that? My little air conditioners face is like any man's coffee in the morning. So addicting~!"

"Then go die!"

Izaya twirled around Shizuo while the blonde swung a street sign after him.

"U-um..." Mikado regretted trying to say anything when they both turned to him.

"Mikado~! There you are!" Izaya ran over to Mikado and slung an arm around his waist.

"I missed you! Why did you leave me Mikado~!" Izaya clung onto Mikado like a lost puppy, making Shizuo start to crack his knuckles.

Mikado had to choose his words carefully or half of Ikebukuro was going to be demolished tonight. Again. "Izaya, I just saw you yesterday- squeak!"

The young teen let out a yelp when he felt a quick pinch.

Izaya hummed. "Is that so~? Why I mu-"

Before he could finish his sentence he found himself face first in the nearest wall.

Mikado turned many shades of red just thinking what Celty's neighbors must be thinking.

"Um, Shizuo." Shizuo looked down at Mikado with a calmer demeanor. "I was just leaving for the store for grocery's, maybe-"

Shizuo narrowed his eyes while Izaya did the same after getting his head out of the wall.

Mikado was in mid-speech when both boyfriends went racing off. But he didn't have to wait long.

Izaya ran back carrying several bags of take out from Simon's sushi bar.

"Mikado~! I brought you some food from Russia Sushi! I know how you just love them. Just like you loooove my devilishly good looks!"

Shizuo came jogging up to the two carrying two refrigerators and an armload of bags full of different foods, instant roman, and drinks. By the time he reached Izaya and Mikado he was panting and sweating.

"I brought different ingredients to cook, 'cause I know you like cooking." He said with a smirk making Izaya bristle.

Mikado laughed nervously. 'At least I don't have to go to the store now.''

He gestured for the two to come in. "Why don't we just have both."

Mikado ended up making all three of them their favorite meals with the side order of sushi.

After that, they watched a movie. Okay, Mikado tried to watch the movie while Shizuo and Izaya were busy fighting and snuggling.

When it reached shower time Mikado had to kick both Izaya and Shizuo out of the bathroom after they followed him in.

Mikado smiled and thought fondly, 'What was he supposed to do with those two.'

Finishing the shower he dressed with the clothes be brought and opened the door to see Shizuo and Izaya on their knees with their ears pressed against the door if Mikado hadn't moved it. Mikado took a deep breath.

"Shizuo, Izaya, what are you doing?"

Shizuo said, "Making sure he doesn't try anything."

Izaya didn't even try to look innocent and said, "I was trying to imagine Mikado naked!"

Shizuo sneered at Izaya, "Go to hell, fucking bastard."

And then finally it was time to go to bed. Mikado suggested that if Shizuo and Izaya were going to stay the night they get the futon and guest bed while Mikado got the couch. After much protest from Shizuo, that idea was shot down and they ended up all sharing one guest bed big enough for the three of them.


End of Flashback

And that was how he ended up in a Mikado sandwich in the middle of the night.

Shizuo mumbled again in his sleep and Izaya kicked him. Mikado closed his eyes hoping the power of exhaustion would work its magic before morning came.


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