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Mikado sighed for the umpteenth time that day. Why did this have to happen.

He was a good person. Ask anyone! He was nice to everyone, polite, never hurt anyone (not that he could even if he tried), a good student to boot. Sure he created the Dollars out of boredom,but he was still a good person!

'Just how did things end up like this.'

Mikado squirmed a bit trying to find a more comfortable position, only for things to get even more awkward.

A certain sleeping blond haired man mumbled something incoherent next to Mikado's ear and nuzzled the teens head, the ex-bartenders soft hair tickling Mikado's face. When the grown man stopped moving Mikado could feel his warm breath ghost the side of his neck making him almost shudder.

On Mikado's other side a sleeping dark haired, sadistic, manipulative, god-complex-ed- well you get the point- informant tightened his stubborn-child-with-favorite-toy grip around Mikado's waist. Izaya buried his head deeper against Mikado's stomach in content.

The informant's eyes seemed to twitch in his sleep. The leg that he had positioned to kick Shizuo with before he fell asleep started to weakly kick the sleeping blond in the gut. Shizuo's arm under Mikado's head twitch in irritation.

Occasionally, snores could be heard from either of the clinging boyfriends and then more snuggling ensued.

Mikado sighed again. 'Why did this happenagain?'


Flashback

Mikado searched through the cabinets in the rather big apartment.

Celty and Shinra had finally gotten married and were on their honeymoon. So they asked Mikado to watch over the house knowing that he wouldn't destroy the place.

Mikado was happy for them, honestly. It just figures that they'd leave him to take care of their place without leaving any food. Mikado rolled his eyes. He'd have to go to the store later and buy food. He looked down when he felt his phone start to vibrate in his pocket. Flipping it open Mikado saw he got a message from Masaomi.

-Yo 'Kado! The almighty and awesome me got a date tonight with a group of HOTTIES! SCORE! So won't be able to make it tonight. Try not to miss my beautiful face to much~!~

Mikado shook his head at his friends antics.

'Guess I can cross out Masaomi.'

Making sure he had the keys to the apartment so he didn't lock himself out, he was about to leave when there was the sound of a door bell going off fiercely.

'Wonder who that could be.'

"Just a minute." Mikado call to whoever was at the door. He looked in the peep whole thinking it was some delivery person or something like that. He did not expect to be greeted by the sight of dust, and was that a vending machine?

Mikado loved both his he appreciated that they both would spend the time to come over and check on him... He just wished not at the same time.

"IIIZZAAAYYYYAAAA! Get the hell out of my way! And stay away from Mikado!"

"Oya, Shizu-chan. Don't you know I can't do that? My little air conditioners face is like any mans coffee in the morning. So addicting~!"

"Then go die!"

Mikado sweat dropped as Izaya twirled around Shizuo while the blonde swung a street sign after him. "U-um..."

Mikado just about regretted trying to say something when they turned their attention to him.

"Mikado-kun~! There you are!"

Izaya ran over to Mikado and slung an arm around his waist which Mikado watched warily,conscious of how close it was to his rear.

"I missed you! Why did you leave me Mikado-kun~!" Izaya proceeded to cling onto Mikado like a lost little puppy,making the ex-bartenders face turned red in rage and crack his knuckles.

Mikado had to choose his words wisely or half of Ikebukuro was going to be demolished tonight. "Izaya-san. I just saw you yesterday- squeak!"

The young teen let out a yelp when he felt Izaya's hand caress his behind.

Izaya hummed. "Is that so~? Why I mu-"

Before he could finish his sentence he found himself head first in the nearest wall that just happened to be the neighbors.

Where he once was was Shizuo holding Mikado in a protective/possessive hug glaring at Izaya.

"Hands off bastard, he's mine!"

Mikado turned many shades of red just thinking what the neighbors must be thinking.

"Um,Shizuo-san." Shizuo looked down at Mikado with a more calm expression. " I-I was just leaving for the store for grocery's since Shinra didn't leave any, ma-maybe-"

Shizuo narrowed his eyes at Izaya while Izaya did the same to Shizuo after getting his head out of the head sized hole that is now in the wall.

Mikado was in mid-speech when both lovers went racing off to only god knows where.

He only had to wait a few minutes before they returned.

Izaya ran up to him carrying several bags of what looked like take out from Simon's sushi bar.

"Mikado-kun~! I brought you some food from Russia Sushi! I know how you just love them. Just like you loooove my devilishly good looks!" He exclaimed waving the bags in the air.

Shizuo came jogging up to the two carrying two refrigerators and an arm load of bags full of different foods, instant roman, and drinks. By the time he reached Izaya and Mikado he was panting and sweating.

"I brought different ingredients to cook, 'cause I know you like cooking." He said with a smirk. This made Izaya bristle.

Mikado laughed nervously. 'Well, at least I don't have to go to the store now.''

He gestured for the two that were glaring at each other to follow him.

"Why don't we just have both."

And so, Mikado made all three of them their favorite meals with the side order of sushi.

They ate in a little bit of an awkward atmosphere however nothing happened.

After that they watched a movie. Okay, Mikado tried to watch the movie while Shizuo and Izaya were busy fighting over him and snuggling him.

When it reached shower time Mikado had to kick both Izaya and Shizuo out of the bathroom after they followed him in.

Mikado sighed, but fondly. What was he supposed to do with those two. Mikado let the warm water hit his face.

Finishing the shower he got dressed with the clothes be brought with him (he learned long ago to never walk around in a house with either Shizuo or Izaya in nothing but a towel) and opened the door to see Shizuo and Izaya on their knees looking like they had their ears pressed against the door if Mikado hadn't moved it.

Mikado took a deep breath.

"Shizuo-san, Izaya-san, what are you doing?"

Shizuo said, "Making sure that flea doesn't try something." with an innocent look on his face.

Izaya didn't even try to look innocent. "I was trying to imagine Mikado-kun naked. Though I wouldn't mind seeing the real thing. d(^w^)b." He said with the creepy smile on his face.

One of Shizuo's veins popped as he snapped, "Go to hell, fucking bastard."

And then finally it was time to go to bed. Mikado suggested that if Shizuo and Izaya were going to stay the night then they can get the futon and guest bed while Mikado himself got the couch. After much protest from Shizuo, that idea was shot down and they ended up all sharing one guest bed big enough for the three of them.


End of Flashback

And that was how he ended up in a Mikado sandwich in the middle of night.

Shizuo mumbled in his sleep and on cue Izaya kicked him. Mikado finally just gave up and closed his eyes hoping the power of exhaustion would work it's magic before morning came up.

Since he didn't have school the next day, Mikado didn't have to worry about being late. It's what utter weirdness and/or chaos he might wake up to he's worried about.

This was going to be a long night.


Jun: Feel free to review if you liked it :D