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Sonic's house. There's a huge banner outside that says " PARTY" Inside we see a bunch of video game characters hanging out, dancing' to music, etc. Sonic is talking to Kirby near to the side.

Sonic: And then, Robotnic pulls out this huge cannon and has these big bat wings and so I'm thinking' "Where the heck did he learn to fly?"

Kirby: Why are you telling me this? I hardly know you, where am I?

Sonic: -And then Knuckles shows up, like I need his help.

Kirby: ….

*Mario walks up*

Mario: Hey, where's all the food?

Kirby: What? There was a whole table of food over there.

Mario: Well it's not there now.

Sonic: *looks at the bare table* Hey, yeah. What the heck happened to all the food? There was tons of it and now it's gone!

Kirby: Maybe Botnic ate it all!

*everyone laughs*

Cut to Robotnic's lair, or house or where ever the hell he lives

Robotnic: Blast! I'm not even in this story! Can't you go through fic without making fun of me?

Author: Nope! *whacks Robotnic with a fish*

Cut back to Sonic's party

Sonic: Hey Mario, why don't you get the extra food from the storage room?

Mario: It's your house, why don't you get it?

Sonic: I'm busy.

Mario: No you're not!

Sonic: .. Okay, so I'm not. But you still have to get the stuff.

Mario: WHY?!

Sonic: Because I said so, and because the author likes me best.

Mario: Oh yeah?

Author: Yeah! *throws an evil cupcake that tries to eat Mario's foot*

Mario: Holy crap! *smashes the cupcake with a hammer*

Kirby: Awwww, poor lil' cupcake.

Author: Quiet you! *sets Kirby's head on fire*

*Kirby runs around in circles screaming. Rouge comes up and dumps a bucket of water on Kirby's head. Kirby stops running and collapses on the floor panting heavily.*

Kirby: *feels the top of his head, then looks seriously pissed* AAAAAAUGH!! My hair! My beautiful hair! That asshole Author burned off my hair! I'm gonna frickin' kill you bitch! *grabs a chain mace*

Author: Oh crap, here's trouble.

*Kirby chases Author swinging a chain mace and the Author runs like hell*

Sonic: O-kay. That was .. Unusual.

Mario: *nods*

Sonic: You still have to get the snacks.

Mario: Goddamnit fine. *walks off*

*Sonic takes a seat and munches a chilidog watching the fight between the Author and Kirby*

Author: Ow! You pice of #$%*! I'l kill you! *puuls out a gient chainsaw and starts chasing Kirby with it*


Cut to Mario. He's walking down a dimly lit hallway looking for the storage room. He looks annoyed.*

Mario: *grumbling* Stupid hedgehog with his stupid.. *continues mumbling*

*Mario stops at a closed door*

Mario: Maybe it's in here *walks in and the door closed by itself behind him* Damn, it's not here either. Guess I'll check the rest of this stupid house.

*Mario turns the knob, but can't open the door*

Mario: What the-? *yanks the door but to no avail* Oh crap.

Oh no! What's happened? Mario's locked in Sonic's closet?! The world is doomed! AAAAH! Or not. So how'd ya like the 1st chapter mates? Review and maybe I'll love you forever. Maybe. All flames will be sent to planet Blorch and fed to the slaughtering rat peoples! Ha! I'll post the next chapter soon.