I shouldn't be doing this, and I KNOW I shouldn't be, but I have to
anyways. I have the perfect idea and I'm not sure how long it's going to
stick around ^_________^, This is the second story in the 'Lets Wreck the
Nice Structured Life of Our Dear Demi Saiya-Jin Son Gohan', the first being the
Field Trip; or Murphy's Law. Now I proudly introduse… (drumroll please)
The Substitutes; or Murphy's Law
*cheers wildly* Go Lexi! Go Lexi! Oh, hi there! My name is Tessa-chan,
and I'm her *yanks Lexi's tail* muse!
Stop it baka!
As a warning, watch out for the first scene, it's drunk people talking so it
might not be all that easy to read…
T-chan* Can it muse! I want to start the story now.
what about me woman?
yeah, this is my mate Vegeta! Wave 'Geta!
*growls menacingly* No way!
Take a shot. Do I look like Akira Toriyama?
THE FUDGE!?!?! I am a GIRL!!! How DARE you even THINK that I look
like a guy!!!
*sweatdropps* uuuuh… HELP ME!!!! *runs away screaming*
~ Chapter One; Daring Dende ~
was the annual god get together, and all the kais and kamis from all over the
universe were gathered at the Supreme Kai's planet for a much needed
break. It was late by now and the party was in full swing, groups of
drunk gods lounging all over. There were loud voices and story exchanging
coming from all corners of the large palace as they did their very best to milk
the once in a century party for all it was worth.
one sheltered alcove, a disgustingly drunken Dende tittered at an equally drunk
Jade, Kami of another planet. He was busily telling her a story about
Gohan's exploits that had both gods in stitches, although it was a rather
boring story to say the least…
giggled, her alcohol flushed face breaking into a toothy grin. "betcha
cou'nt do it!"
scoweled fiercly. "cou'nt do wha'? Ah c'n do *hic* ANYFING!
betcha cou'nt tormen' dat boy an' wive!"
ma frien'! Course ah can!"
ah will, buh wha's in it fer me?"
this the girl cracked an even larger grin.
da wittle Namek's Dragonbahs get mer p'werful!"
nodded decisively. "okies Jade I do it."
nodded drunkenly, and Jade crowed triumphantly, throwing her arms around the
fellow god. "thankies Den-chan!"
groaned and sat up, rubbing his pounding head in a vain attempt to ease the
throbbing headache that now raged in his head.
glanced up, focusing his eyes on the white cat with difficulty. He
groaned and let his eyes slide shut again, the light hurting his eyes too much
to be left open.
me alone Korrin."
you're sure… I brought you a senzu bean, but if you don't want it…"
jerked his head up, forgetting in his eagerness the pain it would cause.
He remembered too late, and immediately regretted the over-quick movement when
pain lanced through his skull.
Damn it! Friking hangover!"
tsk Kami, such language!" With a tiny smile the cat gave Dende the
Dende eagerly popped it into his mouth. A moment
later his hangover was gone and he was ready to begin another day as Kami of
Earth. Suddenly he remembered what he had promised Jade the night before
and he groaned, feeling a headache of a different sort welling up behind his
eyes. He seriously considered disregarding it… but he had
promised, and if he didn't he would loose the respect of his fellow
can I possibly do that will satisfy Jade AND leave me alive long enough to get
sighed hopelessly and flopped on the edge of the Lookout, watching half
heartedly as the humans went about their business. Suddenly a plea to
Kami reached his ears, and he perked up immediately. A slow grin spread over his face as he rubbed his hands together
– hell, he might as well have fun while signing his death warrant!
Tengler sighed with frustration – that was the SEVENTEENTH teacher who had
called in sick this morning! She'd been able to get a couple of regular
subs, but most were either busy or unwilling to come at such short
notice. She messaged her temples and stared at the dwindling number of
available subs. What on earth was she going to do?
Kami, help me find some subs! PLEASE Kami-sama!~
a little file caught her attention, blinking softly as if to attract her
attention to it.
clicked on it, full of curiosity. She
nearly sobbed with relief when she realized it was a list of more substitutes –
she was saved!
picked up the phone, confident that these people would be able to sub - after
all; Kami-sama was on her side!
dun dun dun! That was just a teaser, I probably wont continue until I'm
done with the Field Trip. However, I wanted to get this out now, to let
you know that I'm still alive and writing, even if I have writers block on some
of my other stories. *bites lip sheepishly* I'm sure you know where this
is going, trust me though, we'll have plenty of fun getting there!
Looky Looky! *squeals excitedly* I'm in the story under my 'Saiya-jin
You aren't a Saiya-jin baka!
*pouts* Maybe not really… *brightens* But I'm an honorary Saiya-jin!
according to whom?
*sticks tongue out at Vegeta*
*ki blasts T-chan*
head* you two are truly hopeless. Pathetic really. -_-;;