Polly.

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I knew a months peace and quiet had to be broken soon.

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If you wanted to be boring and have peace and quiet, why come back?

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You lot, especially you Jones, wouldn't last three hours without me.

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I lasted the summer holidays without you and that was six weeks long!

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Did you or did you not spend five of those six weeks in a cell with Taylor and Bianca?

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No comment.

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As your lawyer Jones, I recommend you answer the question.

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As your new Head Girl, I recommend you go and shag Celia.

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Fritton's loosing her touch if she put you in charge. I think she's finally lost it.

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Now Polly, watch your words and sarcasium towards me or you'll be fed to the new and wild First Years.

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SARCASM!

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I thought Head Girls had to be smart?

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I am smart.

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You can't even spell sarcasm you prat.

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Who cares? It's a stupid word anyway.

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Does Celia care? Is that why you care about its spelling?
So you can finally get under her skirt?

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Maybe one day you'll grow up Jones.

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I am grown up, I'm taller then you.

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Only with heels on, without them you're only 5'10"

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Don't be so smug.

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Don't be such an idiot.

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Shag Celia.

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Become a nun.

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Go get some action.

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Go to rehab, sex addict.

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Go watch Celai strip and fulfil your wildest dreams.

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Thank you for proving my point, sex addict.

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Shut it.

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Okay.

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It's spelt 'K.', get with the times.

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Polly?

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Carrot top kid?

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Gingy?

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Gingernut?

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That rhymed, see I'm not that bad at English.

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I could be the next Shakespeare.

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To be the next Shakespeare you would have to be a female pirate in the 16th century masquerading as a male.

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What are you talking about?

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Never mind.

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Learn English Polly, not many normal people can understand Geek speak.

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Whatever Kelly.

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When I said learn English I didn't mean Taylor's English.

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Just go to sleep.

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Can't, new girl coming today and it's Fritton's niece.
She hasn't turned up yet so I've got the two First Year twins on look out.

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The two that blew up Taylor's new car as soon as they got here?

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Yeah, they might come in handy.

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Step out of line and I'll get them to blow up your computers.

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Slipping back into old habits with your textbook are we?
For someone who claims to be smart you are quite dumb.

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How so?

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You just hit the Head Girl with a stupid Math book.

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Temper, temper.
How irresponsible of you to throw a desk out of the window.
I have a good mind to charge for the damages.

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Math isn't stupid.
We use it in everyday life.
Just be thankful that the desk wasn't aimed at your head.

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Where are you off to now?

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To inspect damages and find Fritton's niece.

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Was there a need to throw your pen at me?

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Was there a need to throw a desk out the window over stupid Math?

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Math isn't stupid.

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It is.
Anyway that's your pen.
I borrowed it last term and never remembered to give it back.
It's ran out of ink though.

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You're so thoughtful.

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Watch that sarcasium.
Bye Geek, send a First Year if you finally shag Celia.

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SARCASM!


Review because I carved a pumpkin and he looks stoned?