Hello

!~!~!

Goodbye.

!~!~!

Don't be like that,
this is highly important.

!~!~!

And how do I know that you are being
serious?

!~!~!

Because I said highly,
when do I ever say highly?

!~!~!

Good point,
continue.

!~!~!

Just like that?
No, "Shut up Kelly, I'm busy doing stupidly
complicated equations for NASA so they can
land on the moon"?

!~!~!

We've already landed on the moon,
moron.

!~!~!

Who cares?

!~!~!

Everyone with at least half a brain.

!~!~!

Does that include the Totties?
They have about half a brain between them.

!~!~!

God no,
they only have twenty per cent of brain activity
between them in a month.

!~!~!

Trying to convince top designs to give
them their latest designs before its officially released
does actually take a lot of skill.

!~!~!

Not academic skill,
therefore it can't truly count as brain power.

!~!~!

Are you saying academics and grades mark
people's intelligence?

!~!~!

I'm saying it's a common theory that is currently
under investigation.

!~!~!

Yes or no.

!~!~!

It's a possibility.

!~!~!

My theory is yes,
yes it does.

!~!~!

I don't have straight A's Polly.

!~!~!

I'm fully aware of that fact
considering I tutored you.

!~!~!

Well you didn't do a very
good job then, did you?

!~!~!

I'm sorry but you're hopeless.

!~!~!

Yes but I have the skills,
therefore your theory is incorrect.

!~!~!

Really, we'll test that then shall we?

!~!~!

Was there really a need to hit
me with that blasted textbook?!

!~!~!

Yes.

!~!~!

It shows that your reflexes
aren't rapid.
Therefore that proves that your brain activity
is like that of Windows 98.

!~!~!

Hablar el inglessa?

!~!~!

Brush up on your Spanish,
the correct phrase is,
"Habla ingles?

!~!~!

Where's the upside down question mark
at the start of that sentence?

!~!~!

Brush up on your Spanish Polly.

!~!~!

Don't resort to violence when
you're proved to be wrong.

!~!~!

Be sure to put that down in your conclusion.

!~!~!

"Exhibit A demonstrated a violent temperament
when proved wrong by the wittier
Exhibit B."

!~!~!

You're just asking to lose brain cells
now.

!~!~!

Oh Polly,
dear sweet Polly.

!~!~!

You are so very easy to
annoy its amusing.

!~!~!

When you're quite finished Jones.

!~!~!

Stop being so uppity

!~!~!

Get out of your huff now or
I won't tell you the news.

!~!~!

Although I have proved you wrong
again.

!~!~!

Just hurry and tell me so I can
get back to important business.

!~!~!

I've got us a job.

!~!~!

I'm not working at the local
brothel.

!~!~!

Thank you for thinking highly of
me.

!~!~!

You're welcome Jones.

!~!~!

Oh put your bottom lip away before
you trip over it.

!~!~!

I don't know what you mean
Geek.

!~!~!

Stop pouting and tell
me about this job.

!~!~!

Kelly Jones doesn't pout.

!~!~!

Polly doesn't believe Kelly Jones
due to Polly witnessing Jones pout.

!~!~!

Get on with it.

!~!~!

Remember how you laughed at me
wanting spy devices on Miss Dickinson?

!~!~!

I don't recall laughing,
I recall rolling my eyes.

!~!~!

Same thing.

!~!~!

It isn't,
does Kelly Jones need a demonstration?

!~!~!

Does Polly need to stop being
smug and let Kelly finish?

!~!~!

Yes.

!~!~!

I was right about Miss Dickinson,
she was suspicious.

!~!~!

Get to the point.

!~!~!

Miss Dickinson is a MI6 scout.

!~!~!

And she offered you a job?

!~!~!

She also offered Andrea and Taylor a job.

!~!~!

So you can watch them be all
loved up?

!~!~!

Shut up Polly or I'll get
Miss Dickinson to reconsider your position.

!~!~!

You wouldn't last three minutes without me.

!~!~!

I'll take that as a challenge.

!~!~!

Do it and see how you end up,
probably as a prisoner of war.

!~!~!

Whatever.

!~!~!

Were you a Chav in your earlier life?

!~!~!

This is our last week together and you
choose to insult me?
I'm hurt Polly.

!~!~!

I doubt this will be our last week.
If you do go to MI6 then I'll be receiving
a phone call telling me that you are missing in action.
Then I'll have to come and save your arse.

!~!~!

You would be the last person I
would call.

!~!~!

Keep telling yourself that Jones.
When do you start at MI6?

!~!~!

Day after we leave I start
training.

!~!~!

I bet you fifty pounds that it'll take
you a week for you to get captured by criminals.
This of course takes effect on your
first mission.

!~!~!

Easy money,
I'll be happy to take money from you.

!~!~!

Don't get too cocky now,
that's a Chav quality.

!~!~!

What are you going to do
about Belle?

!~!~!

You seem to be very interested
in my relationships Polly.
Trying to tell me something?

!~!~!

Oh yes, I'm telling you to hurry up and
get into my bed Jones.

!~!~!

Seriously?

!~!~!

No, I have higher standards.

!~!~!

Ouch.

!~!~!

I'm better than Celia,
not to mention more experienced.

!~!~!

I'm not interested Jones,
you're too full of yourself.

!~!~!

Give it time and you'll be
begging me to look into your eyes
as they roll back.

!~!~!

Never in a million years.

!~!~!

Now tell me what you're
going to do about Belle.

!~!~!

I'm going to be Agent Jones Pol;
I can't exactly string her along too.

!~!~!

Does Kelly Jones actually have
some decency?

!~!~!

I'm shocked.

!~!~!

Thank you for your faith.

!~!~!

You know, I've always wanted to
be a secret agent,
with all the gadgets and somebody in every
port.

!~!~!

I take it back, you don't have any
decency.

!~!~!

Now Jones I must bide you farewell.

!~!~!

Lessons not over yet Pol,
not like you to miss a lesson.

!~!~!

Has Polly finally started to
act like a St Trinian?
It's taken you long enough.

!~!~!

Actually I have a flight to catch,
I'm needed in America.

!~!~!

When are you coming back?

!~!~!

When you get captured by the
enemy and when I'm also enlisted
to save your sorry arse.

!~!~!

Can I ask why you're going?

!~!~!

Top secret government stuff,
if I told you I would have to kill you.
As tempting as that sounds, I have better things to do.

!~!~!

Is this good-bye then?

!~!~!

Don't be sentimental.
Please be gentle on Belle though, she's
a fragile creature.

!~!~!

Good luck.

!~!~!

Just remember to pay me that fifty.


Another story finished, although the final story to complete the trilogy will have the final pairing. Just like on PWF, thank you to everyone who has reviewed, read and/or favourited. When I work out a way to properly thank you all I'll let you know.

Review because Messages isn't the end, we still have either Letters or Emails to go