Disclaimer: I don't own Glee, nor do I completely own Nick and Jeff (although I'm pretty much creating their personalities myself since we haven't gotten to know them too well on the show.

A/n: So I've decided to take on a 100 words drabble challenge. I'm still waiting for my list to be completed (I've posted on Tumblr & I'm taking the first 100 that I'm given – feel free to review or message me here to add some to the list!), but I decided that I needed to start actually writing my drabbles because I've been given some wonderful ideas so far! Also, I have no idea what word count constitutes a "drabble" technically, so I'm just going to write until I have a complete scene. We'll see how much that is…


If there was one thing that Nick Genovese couldn't stand, it was his roommate's slight obsession with Veggie Tales. It had been a joke at first – Nick would tease Jeff about watching singing vegetables on a regular basis, and there had been some rather inappropriate jokes about certain parts of the male anatomy that Bob and Larry resembled.

So when Jeff Harrison came into their room after track practice and immediately turned his Netflix to watch Minnesota Cuke, Nick couldn't stop the groan that came out of his mouth.

"Do you seriously have to watch that? Again?"

"What? It's the Veggie Tales… they're awesome!"

"They're talking vegetables, Jeff… they're for kids."

"You just don't understand the epicness that is Veggie Tales." Nick rolled his eyes, grabbing Jeff's earbuds from the top of the other boy's desk and throwing them at him.

"Just plug in your headphones, okay? I don't think I can put up with Larry's voice today."

"Oh where… is my hairbrush? Oh where… is my hairbrush?" Nick groaned as Jeff started singing that song – the one that drove him insane because Jeff listened to it so much. Nick knew that Jeff wasn't going to shut up unless he made him stop.

"I swear to God, Jeff, if you don't shut up…" Nick began. He could see the taller boy smirking as he spoke.

"Oh where, oh where, oh where, oh where, oh where, oh where, oh where, oh where, oh where… is my hairbrush?" Nick shook his head. "Why do you need a hairbrush? You don't have any hair!" Nick launched himself at his roommate, completely fed up with having to listen to songs originated by a singing vegetable. Jeff apparently hadn't expected to be tackled, because soon both boys were on the floor with Nick pinning Jeff down and a hand over the boy's mouth.

"Shut. Up." Nick thought he'd won the argument, until Jeff somehow managed to flip them over so that he was on top pinning Nick down.

"You know you love the cucumber, Nicky. Everyone loves the cucumber."