I DON'T OWN THE AMANDA SHOW. HOPE YOU ENJOY BLOCKBLISTER SKETCH I CREATED.


(Gnocchi, Bilini, and Biscotti were working, until an angry nerdy teenager boy enter the show with a tape.)

Biscotti- Yah! Yah! Welcome to our video store.

Blini- How may I be helping you?

Nerdy teen- I like to see your manager, immediately!

Blini- Papa! This young man is shouting to you!

Gnocchi- Yah! Yah! What can I help you?

Nerdy teen- I'm the president of the Harry Potter fan, and I asked for Harry Potter movie and this isn't Harry Potter!

Blini- Oh! No, no, no. You do not asked for "Harry Potter". You asked for "Harry Peter".

Nerdy teen- Harry Peter?

Gnocchi- Yes. It's better!

Blini & Biscotti- Much better!

Nerdy teen- No, it wasn't. Could you please play the tape?

Gnocchi- Yah, yah.

(Gnocchi puts on tape, and play "Harry Peter".)

Biscotti- Hello. I am Harry Peter. I am a wizard, and had a scar on my forehead.

Gnocchi- Hello, Harry Peter. My name is Ron Weasel. I'm a wizard too.

Blini- That include me too, Hermonie Ginger. Oh, no. Here comes a hideous monster…..a hideous monster. Papa.

(Gnocchi use a monster puppet, and move himself, away.)

Gnocchi- Roar! I am a monster! I must eat you!

(Gnocchi shows himself to the film)

Biscotti- Don't make us use our wand.

Biscotti, Blini, and Gnocchi- Windgrod-blah-blah-blah.

(Gnocchi remove a monster puppet)

Biscotti- We defeats the monster.

Gnocchi & Blini- Yah! Yah!

(Gnocchi turns the video off, and he, Blini, and Biscotti applauding)

Nerdy teen- That wasn't Harry Potter! That was you three acting like nerds!

Gnocchi- But this is better!

Biscotti & Blini- Much better!

Nerdy teen- No, it's not! What kinds of Blockbuster is that?

Biscotti- We're in Blockblister!

Nerdy teen- Blockblister?

Gnocchi- Yes. It's better!

Biscotti & Blini- Much better!

Blini- How will you paying?

Nerdy teen- No way! I'm not gonna pay!

Biscotti, Blini, and Gnocchi- Ohh!

Nerdy teen- My members was disappointed, and then they deported me as president! I am very very angry at….

(Nerdy teen start having an asthma attack, and use his inhaler, while he's left)

Biscotti- I thinks he enjoys the movie.

Gnocchi- He sure did.

(A woman with her angry son enter the store)

Biscotti- Welcome to our video store!

Blini- How may I be helping you?

Woman- Yes, my son is very upset.

Son- Really upset!

Woman- Now, now. Let's be polite to those employees.

Son- Yeah, right! Why would I be polite to those idiots who gave me the wrong tape! I asked for Transformers, and this is not Transformers!

Blini- Oh! No, no, no. You do not asked for Transformers. You asked for, "The Transformer".

Son- "The Transformers"?

Gnocchi- Yes. It's better!

Blini & Biscotti- Much better!

Woman- I'm sorry. But the movie doesn't seem right. Could you play the tape?

Gnocchi- Yah. Yah.

(Gnocchi puts on tape, and play "The Transformers").

Biscotti- I am just a regular car….and I must transform myself right now. Right now! Papa!

(Gnocchi move the camera to Biscotti, dressed like Bumblebee)

Biscotti- I am Bumblebee. A bright, yellow, new car. I just transformed myself to a robot. Do the robot.

(Gnocchi turns the video off, and he, Blini, and Biscotti applauding)

Son- You morons! That wasn't Transformers! That was just you act bad!

Gnocchi- But this is better!

Biscotti & Blini- Much better!

Woman- Stop saying that! You crazy people are the worst workers ever!

Blini- Thank you.

Woman- Thank me?

Blini- How will you paying?

Woman- I am not gonna pay!

Biscotti, Blini, and Gnocchi- Ohh!

Blini- Egg?

Woman- No! We're outta here!

Son- This place is a rip-off!

Biscotti - Come again!

Woman- Never!

Gnocchi- We did better!

Blini & Biscotti- Much better!

Biscotti- Let us dance!

(They begin to dance)