Fanfiction Royal Rumble Chapter 2: The Start of the Rumble

Summary: The Royal Rumble begins, and no one knows what might happen here!

Rated TV-14 for violence.

I do not own any of the characters below. Thanks to CharlieHarperFan88 for inspiring me to do this fanfiction. Thanks man!

Note: 2 minutes in my head is probably gonna make this pace a bit.

To Be Loved by Papa Roach played as the hundreds of thousands of fans cheer at the top of their lungs.

JR: The crowd is in a frenzy as we kick off this one night only special event: The Fanfiction Royal Rumble!

King: Sixty characters from everywhere will come into the ring, but only one will be left! Who's it gonna be? Peter Griffin? John Cena? Heck, the Rock might prove himself right of winning this!

Justin Roberts was in the ring.

Roberts: Ladies and gentlemen, this is the sixty-character Royal Rumble match! Now, in this match, the characters with the first two entrants will start. Every sixty seconds, another character will enter the ring. This will continue until all sixty competitors are in the ring. Now, the only way to get eliminated is to be thrown over the top rope with both feet landing on the floor. The last competitor in the ring will be the winner of the biggest Royal Rumble in history!

Entrant #1: The Miz

WWE Superstar The Miz arrived to the ring.

JR: (groans) This guy?

King: Isn't it bad enough he was selected for the rumble?

The crowd booed as loud as they could while Miz jumped up onto the apron and walked through the ropes into the ring.

Entrant #2: Santino Marella

King: The Cobra Charmer, Santino Marella!

JR: A former Intercontinental Champion in the WWE, and a comedic superstar!

Santino walked down the ramp, seemingly (barely) nervous as he slid underneath the ropes. The bell rang and the rumble has started. Miz and Santino tied up, and Miz started with a blow to Santino's head.

King: A bit of a hard shot right there by Miz.

Santino fought back with a kick to Miz's midsection.

JR: 15 seconds passed.

Miz whipped Santino off the ropes and threw him over the top rope, but Santino held on.

JR: Close call by Santino!

King: He's starting to get resilient.

Miz lifted Santino back on his feet onto the ring apron and began striking on him. 15 seconds until the next competitor will appear, Santino struck back at Miz and prepared the Cobra, only for Miz to knee him in the face.

5! 4! 3! 2! 1! (BZZT!)

Entrant #3: James Rolfe (Angry Video Game Nerd)

King: (puzzled) Who's he?

James ran down to the ring and ended up in a angry staredown with The Miz.

Miz: (slightly audible) You're the next entrant? Really? You don't wrestle!

The Angry VG Nerd pulled two middle fingers on Miz, kicked him in the gut, and gave him a Stone Cold-style stunner.


King: What the hell?

Santino folded his arm into the Cobra as Miz stumbled in position.

Santino: COBRA! Strikes Miz with the Cobra, and threw him over the top rope. However, Miz was hanging on as 10 seconds came by.

King: Miz is still in this?

JR: Guess so.

9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! (BZZT!)

Entrant #4: Dolph Ziggler

JR: Here comes Dolph Ziggler.

Ziggler ran down the entrance ramp at full speed and quickly went after Santino, knocking him down with the Zig Zag. James Rolfe snuck up behind Ziggler and knocked him out cold with a super kick, but was slammed down by The Miz with a Skull Crushing Finale, but Santino pulled the Cobra out again and struck Miz with another strike to the throat. Santino became overzealous after the strike, and watched as the timer on the titantron of the 2011 Royal Rumble set counting down.

King: This is getting crazy!

JR: Strong move after strong move! The next entrant is coming!

7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! (BZZT!)

Entrant #5: Homer Simpson (The Simpsons)

JR: The yellow-skinned cartoon star Homer Simpson is in the rumble!

King: He has no experience, though! He doesn't know what he's gotten into.

JR: I'll say!

Homer walked down the entrance ramp nervously, drinking a can of Buzz Cola, and slid into the ring slowly, getting into the tussle with Santino pretty much the only other person standing. Santino raised out his hand to welcome Homer to wrestling, as any other loyal Italian would do, but Miz was able to get up and attempt a Skull Crushing Finale, although it was stopped when Homer spat cola in Miz's face, and threw him over the top rope and out of the ring.

JR: Whoa!

King: Miz is out!

1st eliminated: The Miz; Eliminated by Homer Simpson; Duration: 3:12

Miz was pissed off at the fact a fat yellow guy eliminated him, but Homer was surprised, mouth agape, because he eliminated somebody. In an attempt to Zig Zag Homer, Ziggler snuck up behind and attempted it, but Homer was hanging onto the ropes, causing the Zig Zag to get zagged out of the way. Ziggler was turned around by the Angry Video Game Nerd., who kicked him in the gut, got him in a double underhook powerbomb position and slammed Dolph down with a Pedigree.

JR: Pedigree!

King: Pedigree!

Homer thanked AVGN for saving him, and picked Dolph Ziggler up for several blows to the face and knocked him out with the last punch in the combo.

King: And a type of boxing combo that seemed to have knocked out Dolph Ziggler.

10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! (BZZT!)

Entrant #6: Beth Phoenix

The Glamazon ran down the entrance ramp and entered the ring.

JR: The first female in the match!

King: What?

Dolph Ziggler, AVGN, and Homer Simpson were puzzled by the fact that a Diva was in a Royal Rumble match. However, Beth Phoenix first came after Dolph Ziggler with a big clothesline, knocking him over the top rope and onto the ring apron.

JR: Ziggler not eliminated yet.

Santino readied the Cobra once again, but was thrown out of the match up.

2nd eliminated: Santino Marella; Eliminated by Dolph Ziggler; Duration: 4:22

JR: Now he is!

To be continued

This is the time when a commercial break comes in. So far 6 characters entered, but two were eliminated.

Eliminated: The Miz, Santino Marella

More Royal Rumble epicness will come a bit after you read and review! Have a nice day!