Disclaimer: I don't own the song or any of the characters.

A/N- Just Malik and Bakura singing. The lyrics have been changed to fit the story. Enjoy!



Song: 'Anything you can do I can do better!'



Malik: Anything you can do I can do better. I can do anything better than you!

Bakura: No you can't

Malik: Yes I can

Bakura: No you can't

Malik: Yes I can

Bakura: No you can't

Malik: Yes I can, yes I can.

Bakura: Anything you can be, I can be greater. Sooner or later, I'm greater than you.

Malik: No you're not

Bakura: Yes I am

Malik: No you're not

Bakura: Yes I am

Malik: No you're not

Bakura: Yes I am. Yes I am.

I'm superior, you're inferior.

I'm the big attraction, you're the small.

I'm the major one, you're the minor one,

I can beat you robbing', that's not all.

Anything you can do, I can do better.

I can do any thing better than you.



Malik: No you can't.

Bakura: Yes I can.

Malik: No you can't.

Bakura: Yes I can.

Malik: No you can't.

Bakura: Yes I can, yes I can.

Malik: I can prank on Seto in a field or meadow. (Bakura in the background groans loudly)

I can get at Joey without looking showy.

I can do most anything.

Bakura: (Challengingly) Can you get at Mai?

Malik: No.



Bakura: Neither can I.

Malik: anything you can sing I can sing louder.

I can sing anything louder than you.

Bakura: No you can't. (In a normal voice)

Malik: Yes I can. (Singing in a loud voice)

Bakura: No you can't. (Practically screaming)

Malik: Yes I can. (Screaming)

Bakura: No you can't. (Yelling so loudly, people in Europe hear)

Malik: Yes I can, yes I can. (Yelling loud, enough people in America hear)

Bakura: anything you can rob, I can rob faster.

I can rob anything faster than you.

Malik: The game shop.

Bakura: The temple.

Malik: The High Priest.

Bakura: The Pharaoh.

Malik: No you can't.

Bakura: Yes I can, yes I can.

Malik: anyone you can con, I can con better.

I can con anyone better than you.

Bakura: Your sister

Malik: The police

Bakura: Palace guards

Malik: The Game King

Bakura: No you can't.

Malik: Yes I can, yes I can.

Bakura: I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker.

Malik: I can do it quicker and get even sicker.

Bakura: I can live on bread and cheese.

Malik: And only on that?

Bakura: Yes.

Malik: So can a rat. (Bakura glares at him, "Hey!")



Bakura: Any school where you went, I could be master.

I could be master much faster than you.

Malik: Can you spell.

Bakura: No I can't.

Malik: Can you add.

Bakura: No I can't.

Malik: Can you teach.

Bakura: Yes I can, yes I can.

Malik: anyone you can beat, I can beat faster.

I can beat anyone faster than you.

Bakura: With your fist?

Malik: With my feet.

Bakura: With your feet?

Malik: With an axe.

Bakura: No you can't.

Malik: Yes I can, yes I can.

Bakura: any prank you can pull I can pull quicker.

I can pull any prank quicker than you.

Malik: No you can't.

Bakura: Yes I can.

Malik: No you can't.

Bakura: Yes I can.

Malik: No you can't.

Bakura: Yes I can, yes I can.

Malik: I could be a racer, quite a steeple chaser.

I can jump a hurdle faster then a turtle. (Bakura sarcastically in the background "Wow")

Bakura: I can open any safe.

Malik: With out being caught?

Bakura: Yes.

Malik: (Smiles sweetly) That's not what I thought.

Bakura: anything you can reach, I can go higher.

I can sing anything higher than you.

Malik: No you can't. (normal voice)

Bakura: Yes I can. (higher voice)

Malik: No you can't. (higher voice still recognizable as a guy's)

Bakura: Yes I can. (high girl's voice)

Malik: No you can't. (higher girl's voice)

Bakura: Yes I can, yes I can. (high enough to shatter glass)

Malik: (puts hands over his ears) Wow! You win!

Bakura: Of course, I do!

Malik: (grins maliciously) But, then again, the competition was rigged from the beginning because you sound like a girl to begin with.

Bakura: Take that back!

Malik: Never!

Bakura chases Malik off stage screaming at him in a foreign language.



The End.