Authors note: Well hello my friends! So, I just head this idea, and it kind of scared myself because I have a hunch this will be very challenging, but I decided to go for it.
So, here is how it goes. This is a collection of one shots, some related, some not. It goes from everywhere since funny all the way to angsty. Everything you guys can imagine. I only have one rule. It's based on prompts. Well, actually two rules, it's based on prompts AND no Lori. Not even a trace of her. Ok, back to the prompts. So, I'll get some prompts here and there from my closest friends here on the site and I'll write the one shots based on them. This will not be updated regularly, it's gonna depend on how high my inspiration levels are each day. LOL. Oh, I don't even think I need to mention it, but you've probably figured it out by now. Yup, Steve and Kono honey. Don't like, don't read.
And, of course, you, my little reviewers, are more than welcome to suggest prompts and I will certainly look them over!
Ok, so do you get how the story is gonna go now? Then, let's get started, shall we?
This first prompt was given to me by Badhairdays.
"Wow!" Danny exclaimed, his jaw almost hitting the floor.
"Way to be subtle Danny." Kono playfully threw back at him, walking to her desk.
"I'm not sure there's gonna be a guy tonight capable of being subtle." Danny replied, unashamedly eyeing her up and down.
Kono turned to face him." Shut up." She muttered, feeling the heat rising to her cheeks.
"Ah!" Danny said, pointing a finger at her. "You're blushing."
"No, Danny, I'm actually trying to figure out how I'm gonna survive this." Kono said, because in truth, she actually was trying to figure it out.
"Oh don't worry honey, from the way you look tonight, I'd say the assignment is gonna be over the minute you step foot in that place." Danny retorted, winking at her.
He continued to look.
"Would you stop looking at me like that?" Kono snapped, blushing deeply. "It's hard enough to be dressed like this and pretty much having to actually DO this assignment, I don't need you looking at me like that too."
"Sorry!" Danny said, throwing his hands up. "But… oh, come on Kono, you're wearing leather pants!"
Kono glared at him. "Danny… it's not even that big of a deal!"
Danny's eyebrows shot up. "Not that big of a deal? You do realize every guy's head is gonna be turned in your direction?"
Kono buried her head in her hands. "Oh God this is gonna be so embarrassing."
Danny laughed. "I'm telling you, there isn't a guy alive that won't look at you twice."
"Okay, seriously, you need to shut up now." Kono muttered, her hands still covering her face.
"Hey guys, you ready?" Steve asked as he walked in through the double glass doors, eyes focused on the file he was holding.
As he got no response whatsoever, he lifted his head slowly to look at them.
Danny was just grinning like he had never seen him grin, and Kono was… Oh. My. Fuck.
His mouth dropped open comically, but he was more of a gentleman than Danny. He actually only focused his eyes on the four inch heels that made her leather covered legs seem endless.
She had on a blue freaking strapless tank top that, oh my God, Steve noticed, showed off her cleavage. Her hair was slightly curled and it fell perfectly around her shoulders, and she had applied the smallest amount of shadow in her eyes. And oh my freaking God she was wearing leather pants. Leather pants! That fit her like a glove and that showed her oh-so-enticing curves. Actually, pretty much the curves he had been fantasizing about for over two months now. Oh that's just great, now he DIDN'T have to fantasize anymore! He got to see them.
Oh he was so royally screwed.
Danny suddenly leaned close to Kono's hear and whispered. "What did I tell you?"
"Shut. Up." Kono said.
Danny laughed before snapping his fingers. "Hey Stevie-boy!"
Steve's eyes widened before shooting back to the paper he was still holding. "Uh, right. Anyway, you guys ready?"
"Sure." Kono said quickly, grabbing the coat from her chair and walking out the door as soon as she could. The sooner this was done, the better.
Steve just stood there, head still stuck between the file.
Danny cleared his throat loudly then, making Steve's head shot up.
Danny gave him a knowing smirk. "She looks good tonight, uh?"
Steve swallowed imperceptibly. "Sure, I guess."
Using all his strength to keep the laugh in, Danny walked past him and gave him a pat on the back.
"Do I even want to know what you're wearing underneath that?" Chin asked exasperatedly, looking at her jacket.
"No." Danny piped in. "No you don't."
"Ok, I'll just be…" Chin started, looking around and pointing at the bar. "You know, over there."
Danny nodded. "Yeah that would be best."
And Steve was just silent.
"Okay." Danny said as soon as Chin stepped away. Rubbing his hands together, he started. "So, Kono, you-"
"Wait." Kono interrupted, lifting her hand up. "I need a drink first." She said, and with that she walked straight to the bar.
"We cannot let her out of our sight." Steve stated decisively.
"I know you won't let her out of yours." Danny offered mercilessly.
Steve's head whipped to the side. "What is that supposed to mean?"
Danny chuckled. "You really think I don't know why your nose was stuck between the file the whole ride here?"
Steve visibly tensed.
"Exactly." Danny said, as if Steve had just admitted to something. "You wanted to keep your eyes off her ass." Danny finished with a huge smirk.
Steve squinted his eyes at him. He chanced a glance at Kono, sitting at the bar, before turning his eyes back to Danny. "Let me ask you something Danny. Do you WANT to get hurt or are you just trying to be funny?"
Danny grinned at him. "Oh I'm actually dead serious." Shooting him another smirk, it was the last thing he said before walking off to join Kono.
Steve stood rooted to the spot for a minute before shaking his head and heading in the direction of the bar.
"Ok, you see anyone suspicious yet?" Steve asked, ordering a beer from the bartender.
"Let me just ask, what kind of a guy kills two people that just meet randomly in a bar? I mean, is he like a psycho or something?" Danny asked instead, looking really confused.
"He needs to see the chemistry. It's the one thing he doesn't seem to find with anyone so he recreates it with others." Steve explained, taking a swig of his beer.
"Ok, correct me if I'm wrong, but did you just go all Dr. Phil on me?" Danny asked, eyebrows rising in surprise. And ok, kind of mockingly.
"Shush Danny." Steve ordered.
"Oh no, no, no." Danny replied, sitting up straight. "You did not just shush me."
"Children!" Kono protested, shaking her head. Oh God, such babies. "Ok, I'm just gonna go… there…" Kono pointed towards the dance floor. "…because you're already giving me a headache. You'll watch my back right?"
"Oh I have a feeling that's not the only thing-"
"Of course we will." Steve interrupted Danny sharply. "Go, we'll be watching you."
Kono nodded one last time before going off to the dance floor.
"Okay." Steve stated, turning his head towards Danny. "Is the joking gonna stop now or am I gonna have to go all Rambo on your ass?"
And Danny just grinned. "You do realize that I'm just saying what you don't have the guts to?"
"And what would that be exactly?" Steve replied.
"Oh, so when you stare at her ass you aren't thinking what I think you're thinking?" Danny asked knowingly.
"I don't know what do you think I'm thinking?" Steve asked back.
"Things that would get you killed if Chin ever found out about them." Danny stated with a nod.
Steve glared at him. "Shut up Danny."
"Uh uh. Right." Danny said and turned back to look at the dance floor. "Uh, you might not wanna look now."
"What?" Steve asked, his brow furrowing in confusion. He then turned his head slowly to his right and… yeah, he wasn't gonna lie, he almost lost it.
A guy. A random freaking guy rubbing against her. Against Kono.
His head whipped to the side to look at Danny. "You did that on purpose."
Danny raised a hand. "In my defense, we did say we would watch her back. Are you not gonna keep a promise?" Danny challenged, eyebrow raised.
Steve clenched his teeth and set his jaw. He glared at Danny.
"Ok then." Danny said. He waved the bartender over. "Two more beers please!"
"Ok, this isn't working. There hasn't been any sign of suspicious movement all night." Steve claimed, rubbing a tired hand across his face.
"Uh uh, uh uh." Danny nodded. "And you aren't just saying this because we've watched every guy in the bar rubbing against her?"
Steve gave him a cold stone stare.
"Oh, ok, I'm sorry." Danny said holding his hands up. "Rubbing with her."
Steve slapped a hand in the back of Danny's head.
"AHHH! What was that for?" Danny all but shouted as he rubbed the spot where Steve had hit him.
"Oh, I'm sorry. You wanna keep talking and find out how sorry I am?" Steve threatened.
"Wow, wow! Ok, Jeez, I get it!" Danny exclaimed.
"Good." Steve muttered, swallowing the rest of his beer. His forth beer.
He looked back at the dance floor. Kono threw him a look over her shoulder as she danced with yet another guy.
"Ok, I'm done." Steve said as he put his beer down and got up from his seat.
"Hey, calm down there. What are you gonna do?" Danny asked, eyeing his best friend.
"Speed things up." Was all Steve said before heading straight to the dance floor.
And Danny could only smirk after him. "Finally."
Next thing Kono knew, she wasn't pressed up against some cheesy guy that just couldn't keep his hands off her anymore. Now, she was actually pressed up against…
And you know what? You didn't hear her complaining.
"Boss?" she whispered over her shoulder, since he was actually pressed against her back. "What are you doing here?"
"Just go with it." He whispered on her ear, and she wasn't able to repress the shiver that ran through her entire body.
He placed his hands on her hips, his hold strong, and he pushed her against him. Her hands came up around his neck and she had to close her eyes and take a deep breath to make sure this was really happening.
She stretched her head back and whispered in his ear again. "Are we putting on a show for the killer?"
He pushed her even further against him, and that was all the answer she needed.
She whirled her hips around in a circle against his own, making Steve repress a moan low in his chest, and his hands moved up to mold against her tiny waist. He buried his head in her neck and left open mouthed kisses all over her throat, Kono's eyes closing in pleasure.
Steve continued to trail kisses all the way to her ear and Kono swirled her hips to the beat even faster.
Suddenly Kono could hear Steve talking.
"Danny. Any suspects yet?" Steve asked in a low voice into the mic.
"Uh, yeah!" Danny replied as if it was the most obvious thing in the world. "Ten o'clock, approaching the both of you."
Steve looked over Kono's shoulder and saw they guy Danny was talking about. Short hair, toned skin, blazer jacket, and jeans. Got it.
"Ok thanks Danny." Steve said. "Get Chin and follow us."
"Follow you when?"
"You'll know." Was Steve's response.
And somehow, Danny knew that couldn't be too good.
"Ready?" Steve whispered against Kono's ear, his breath hot, sending another shiver down her spine.
"Yeah." She responded, trying to keep her breathing under control.
"Ok." Steve said. He took a deep breath, trying to control himself, and then spun her around quickly.
"Follow my lead, ok?" Steve asked her.
Kono could only nod by now.
He turned his back on her and took her hand, leading her outside. They pushed through the crowd packed up in the club and reached the exit, stepping through it and into a lonely alley, the cold air making them both shill.
Kono didn't even have the time to adjust to the sudden change before she was being pushed back against the wall, Steve's body pressing her there, and before she could register anything whatsoever, his lips collided with hers.
And suddenly she didn't need to register anything. Her hands came up around his neck and she felt his arms encircle her waist. He grinded against her and Kono smirked at him, because yeah, it was pretty clear he was enjoying himself.
She was just wrapping one of her arms around his torso when she heard Danny's voice coming through the intercom.
"Ok Steve, get ready. In three, two, one…"
It all happened so fast Kono wasn't even sure how it had played out.
Steve turned around swiftly, retrieving his gun from its holster, her movements exactly the same, and they were face to face with the guy Danny had pointed out at the bar.
"Five-0. Drop your weapon." Steve ordered as the guy had a gun raised on them.
He didn't move an inch.
"Drop your weapon now." Kono got out angrily, getting the guy in sight. Hey, you're never too careful right?
They saw Danny and Chin coming closer to him quietly, from the back, and they just kept their guns raised as suddenly Danny kicked the guy from underneath, his gun falling to the side, and Chin immediately got on top of the guy.
"You're under arrest." Chin said coldly, handcuffing the guy.
Steve and Kono both lowered their weapons and holstered them again. Kono sighed tiredly and ran a hand through her hair.
"Okay guys, I'm gonna head home, I'm pretty much falling asleep while standing." She said as she started to walk off.
"Hey! Wait a minute!" Danny called after her. "What about the paperwork?"
Kono turned towards him with a murderous glare. "Danny, try walking around in four inch heels for over five hours and then maybe we can discuss whose doing the paperwork without me knocking you down."
"She's got a point." Steve conceded.
"Well good morning super SEAL!" Danny greeted as Steve stepped through the double glass doors. "Have a good night last night?"
Steve just grinned at him.
Danny raised an eyebrow. "What's that supposed to mean?"
Steve shrugged and made a pass for his office, but was cut off as Danny placed himself in the way.
"Wow, wow, wow, hold it!" Danny eyed him. "What did you do last night?"
Steve looked thoughtful. "I slept." Which wasn't at all lying. Except for the part that he only slept for like an hour.
Danny looked at him for a minute.
And then his mouth dropped open.
"You know what? Next time, I'm going to that dance floor."
Authors note: So? What did you think? Did you like this one-shot? Do you have any prompts you'd like me to look over?
Please let me know sugars!