Will It Be Us?

I don't own the original song (Barenaked Ladies) nor do I own the characters implied within this parody (JK Rowling). But if JK wanted to give them to me for my birthday, I wouldn't object.

I met you

On the train in our first year

And I thought you

Were a pain in the rear

Saved your life

Made you cry

Played some chess

And almost died

Will it be us?

Will it be us?

Will it be us, at all?

Second year

You looked in a snake's eyes

And I fought spiders

'Cause you were Petrified

Snape and Sprout, they

Woke you up

And I knew I

Was in love

Will it be us?

Will it be us?

Will it be us, at all?

And then you got that stupid cat

And then I thought it ate my rat

And then you saved a killer's soul

So I woke up and said

Will it be us?

Will it be us?

Will it be us, at all?

Stupid Ball

I wanted to be your date

But Krum asked first

And I got there too late

Asked to go

Sounded bad

But you're cute

When you're mad

Will it be us?

Will it be us?

Will it be us, at all?