This is Beyond Birthday.

(Not Backup.)

I'm here to talk about that bitch Naomi Misora. Who does she think she is, anyway? The LABB murder cases were none of her business to begin with, and she should never have gotten involved.

She didn't just let me burn, oh no, as if suicide wasn't punishment enough. It was exactly what I wanted, of course, but she didn't even have the decency to let me die. Instead, I have to live with these burns, this failure.

While I might have underestimated her just a little bit, that doesn't change the fact that she is obnoxious, and she stepped on my stomach.

What kind of a woman steps on someone's stomach? I bet she did it on purpose.

I do actually realize that I am hating on this woman without much logic. I don't particularly care. That is all.

-Beyond Birthday

The last chapter of my Beyond Birthday fic is currently consuming all of my writing time, which is why I haven't been posting much lately. But, I just had to take a break from it and do a BB rant in his honour, because this past week or so I've realized how much fun he is to work with as a character. Soon, I'll have Naomi Misora do a rebuttal and rant about Beyond. Also, I know this is a bit out of character. I apologize for that. Hope you enjoyed, and reviews are love.

~Ratt Kazamata, 4/16/2012