It's ten A.M on a Saturday
The regular kids watching him
There's a thin man on the T.V screen
Getting whacked with a coconut again

They say dude can you play me an episode
I'm not really sure how it goes
But it's dumb, and it's sweet and it's got isle freaks
With them just wearing their tour clothes

La, la, la, de, de, dum, dum
La, la, la, de, de, dum
Dum-Dum

Get off that isle
You're Gilligan
Get off that isle tonight
Well we're all in the mood for some comedy
And you are a klutz that's all right

Now Skipper in the hut is the boss of them
Who got them stuck with palm trees
And he's an overweight bloke, and sure is a joke
But there's someplace he'd rather be.
He say's, bud I believe this is thinning me
Eating coconuts, away got no taste
But I'm sure I can get a date with the movie star
If I could get off of this place

Oh la, la, la de, de, da
La, la, la de, de da
Dum-Dum

Mr. Howl's a real estate millionaire
Who gets bossed around by his wife
And he's taking with Mary Ann who's still on the island
And probably will be for life
And the professor's off doing experiments
As he makes a TV from a stone
Yes, he's making a thing called a satellite
But he can't make a ship to get home

Get off that isle
You're Gilligan
Get off that isle tonight
Well we're all in the mood for some comedy
And you're a klutz that's all right

There's a pretty good show on this Saturday
But they're watching this dumb, desert isle
Cause they watch their TV just in order to see
And switch from Survivor for a while
And this island is just like a carnival
And Gilligan's a clown on some beer
And they have a hut for a bar, but don't get very far
And say, "I wish we could be on Cheers"

Oh la, la, la de, de, da
La, la, la de, de da
Dum-Dum

Get off that isle
You're Gilligan
Get off that isle tonight
Well we're all in the mood for some comedy
And you're a klutz that's all right