No, Evy is not on crack. Neither am I!



"Where am I?" Evy stared at her surroundings curiously. She felt incredibly lost when suddenly she spots a white rabbit in a hurry to go somewhere.

"Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me how to get back to Cairo?"

"No time, no time no time...got to go...Oh dear lord, who are you?"

"I hardly know sir, just at present."

"What do you mean by that?"

"Could you understand being one person one place the first minute, and someone else somplace else the next?"

"Ermmm...no"

"I'm afraid I can't put it anymore clearly."

"Oh well whoever you are. Got to go got to go...Where are my tarts?"

"Tarts?"

"Ah, there they are, now let me just take a peek...They're GONE!"

A loud boom erupts.

"What was that?"

"Don't try to change the subject! YOU stole the tarts didn't you?.."

Another boom sounds.

"Wha-What was that again?"

"Its the sound of your guilty heartbeat you tart stealer!"

"But I didn't steal your tarts!"

"Yes you did! Yes you did!" The rabbit jumped up and down in hysterics.

"You know, you're really annoying me."

"Oh yeah? I'm going to have you arrested?"

Evy rolled her eyes and balled her hand into a fist. She took in her fighting lessons from Rick and with one light punch, knocked the rabbit out cold.

She stood up with a triumphant smile and almost cheered. *Geez, you knocked out a rabbit. Thats pathetic... * her mind said. * shut up* ego responded.

Then, a giant hand scooped her up and away from wonderland.

Evy woke up from her reverie with a start.

"Where am I?"

"Welcome my princess." Imhotep's lips curved into a devious smile.

I know, I took a weirdo twist. Please review...chibiutena86@yahoo.com

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