AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) (Ha...ha…ha.) 2 my gf (ew not in that way) (*snorts* Good to know) raven, bloodytearz666 (THE DEVILS NUMBER! Oohhh xD) 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. (If this is your spelling fixed…I HATE to know what it looked like before) U rok! Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX!

Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way (Obviously your parents couldn't agree on names. And what's with the random ' in "Darkness"?) and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) (Oh your parents are original.) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears (Limpid tears? Ok then…whatever floats your depressing boat) and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!) (Unfortunately Evanescence is one of my favorite bands so I can't leave Dx). I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white (Noooo I thought that since you're a vampire they would be pink!). I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) (NO WAY! I THOUGHT U WERE A PREP!) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic (*hangs head* I love that store. I'm just like Ebony Dx *runs off to burn frequent shopper card*) and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation (Ebony, dear, you don't need to be any paler…), black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining (Snowing AND raining. Ooh, take note of that people) so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them. (Well aren't YOU good with people?)

"Hey Ebony!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was... Draco Malfoy! (My future husband3)

"What's up Draco?" I asked. (The sky. Duhh.)

"Nothing." he said shyly. (*falls over laughing* DRACO? SHY? Hahahaha that's good—ohmyGod she was serious Dx)

But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away. (Good, STAY AWAY! FAR FAR AWAY!)

AN: IS it good? (No. This story is the Rebecca Black of fanfiction!) PLZ tell me fangz!

AN from the normal one: This is so painful Dx but I am going to face my fears and do it.