Happy mother's Day, guys! Now, Please vote on which 2 auto corrects you like the best. Now, Vote!
Contest is over. I will not be accepting any more auto corrects.
If you are the creator of any of these, You can vote for yours if you want, too!
Auto correct #1:
Grover: hey Percy come sit next to me and Juiniper
Percy: I aint sitting next to that ass
Percy: I ment Grass, the grass where you are sitting
Percy: I have hay fever
Auto correct #2:
Katie: Have you ever been camping?
Travis: Nah. I'm more of a city boy.
Travis: Too much work.
Katie: You should try it. Babies taste good.
Travis: WTF? CANNIBAL!
Katie: No! I meant breasts!
Travis: O.O Oh my dear effing gods.
Katie: Holy shit this damn auto correct is a bitch!
Travis: Katie. Do you need to talk it out?
Auto correct #3:
nico: are we still going streaking tonight?
thalia : WHA ?
nico: auto correct again ...
thalia : goop thats a realese
nico : i meant to say SKATING
thalia : this auto correct is a bag of ritz
nico : crackers?
thalia : you know what i meat
Auto correct #4:
Poseidon: Hello annabeth how is it going with you and my son?
Annabeth: Good thanks, lately we've been oraling each others bits, Ive got to say, percys are amazing!
Poseidon:OMFG you've been having oral sex with each other? your moms gonna kill my poor percy! I've got to warn him!Actually, ive tasted percy before and he is quite good...
Annabeth:WTF I meant we've been BORROWING each others BOOKS! and seriously? You taste your own son? Thats incest, haven't you gods heard of it before? Holy zues, jeez!
Poseidon:ummmm llets forget this conversation ever happend, k?
Annabeth:Nooooooooo! ive got to tell percy!
Poseidon: im sorry annabeth, you've got to forget this conversation.'waves hand'
Annabeth:what just happened?
Auto correct #5:
Percy: Hey Annabeth, remember to fuck before you enter your cabin. Jason put an electric dildo there.
Percy: *Fuck *Dildo
Percy: Fuck and Dildo I meant
Annabeth: Ewww! Gross, Percy!
Percy: I MEANT FUCK AND DILDO!
Annabeth: I know! That's why I said gross! Gods...
Percy: DON'T ENTER YOUR CABIN! YOU HAVE TO FUCK AT THE ELECTRIC DILDO!
Annabeth: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! FUCK YOU PERCY!
Percy: I told you to fuck under the electric dildo...
Percy: . Fuck under the electric dildo
Percy: GRRRRRRRR! DAMN IT AUTO ERECTION
Percy: AUTO ERECTION
Percy: ARGH! AUTO ERECTION!
Annabeth: You meant duck under the electric pillow and damn the auto correction.
Percy: HELL YES! FUCK THE STUPID DOGS.
Annabeth: You mean duck or do you mean fuck this time?
Auto correct #6:
Percy and Athena:
Percy: I love to lick Annabeth's **!
Athena: I WILL KILL YOU, PERSEUS **SON
Percy: OMGs! OMGs! I MEANT I LOVE ANNABETH'S THICK WIT! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!
Percy: I'm sorry!
Percy: Lady Athena?
Those are all. Vote for your favorites! ^_^ You should vote like this:
"I liked Auto correct #_ and #_ the most."
^^ that's how your suppose to do it. Now, keep in mind that this was really hard to pick. My friends Black,roses,are,my,thing001 and JNoodles141 helped me pick out the top 6. I also got help picking these out from professional help. My grandma got me professional help from a comedian in Hawaii! XD (My grandma is rich and I'm her favorite grandchild)
So, please don't get mad at me. I didn't pick these out by myself. I got three other people help me. And I'm very sorry if your's didn't get in.