So peoples, I originally uploaded this story on my old account Thatenglishchick, but that account was really screwed up and was doing all sorts of things like deleting my stories etc…
So heres the first chappie:

Leo: Hey sweetheart is your dad a terrorist?
Ella: Obviously, he is the god of war.
Leo: Well that explains why you're the bomb.
Ella: Yeah well this bomb is about to explode so start running.

Leo: Roses are red violets are blue, you're so sweet & i love you
Ella: Blood is red, ashes are black, go to Tartarus never come back

The thought of you makes something vast and silver erupt from my sword Ella: Really? The thought of you makes something repulsive and semi-digested erupt from my mouth

Leo; Chiron and I have a lot in common, we both have parts like a horse.
Ella: My dad and I have a lot in common, we both enjoy skewering repulsive boys who keep hitting on me.

Leo: Don't move, you have something in your eye, oh no it's justs a twinkle.
Ella: Oh look! You have something in your crotch, oh no it's just my knee.
Leo: Ooooooow

Leo: I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman in the world tonight.
Ella: I'm fighting the urge to make you unable to reproduce

Leo: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Ella: All trespassers will be shot

Leo: I lost my number, can I have yours?
Ella: Leo, we're demigods, if we had phones we'd be eaten by ravenous monsters.
Leo: Ohhhh...right…

Leo: Hey Ella, are you wearing space pants, cuz your ass is outta this world.
Ella: Are you calling my ass fat?
Leo: Uh oh.

Leo: Hey chica, you look like my next girlfriend.
Ella: Really? You look like the next guy I'm gonna reject

Leo: Good morrow my one and only love, do you want to play carpenter. First we'll get hammered then I'll nail you.
Ella: If you don't get away from me right Now I will borrow maimer and zap you from here to Tartarus.

Reviews are, as always, appreciated.