I stumbled out of the Aphrodite cabin, and stalked back towards my cabin. I had taken so much trouble to dress up for Christmas with Ella, I had even put on deodorant for Zeus' sake! And those Aphrodite
campers kidnapped me and dressed me up as an elf. An elf! Piper really needs to have a firm talk with her subordinates
My face lit up however, when I saw my precious darling. Her back was turned, so I decided to sneak up on her. But first to review the list and pick which one to use!
Hmm, let me see
I've checked it twice, and I'm sure you're on my "naughty" list. Overdone.
Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh? No imagination.
I know when you`ve been bad or good...so let`s skip the small talk! Hmm…possibly
You are what I want for Christmas. Not dirty enough.
I`ve got something special in the sack for you! Nahhh…
Some of my best toys run on batteries... Will probably earn me a punch…
Are you interested in seeing the "North Pole"? She may not get it.
I see you when you`re sleeping & you don`t wear any underwear... One of her brothers might walk past.
And then I saw it, it was perfect!
I walked up to her, and slipping my hands around her waist, I said seductively "You know darling, I've got something you can hang a wreath on."
She laughed as I started kissing her neck and said "Maybe after presents, flame boy." She turned around and returned my kisses and then said "But Santa, I've been a really good girl this year, so will you come down my chimney at half past midnight?"
That's my girl. You were definitely worth all that pain.
How was my last chapter? *sniffle* I didn't want it to end!
So I will be doing a sorta sequel to this, called "Misheard conversations", where basically Leo and Ella have perfectly innocent conversations, which are heard by other people and completely mishunderstood (in a sexual way). So yeah, watch out for that later this week.
Until then Merry Christmas!