I OWN NOTHING!
There she is walking down the hall hand in hand with Angus. I feel an odd pain in my chest when my best friend and her boyfriend find it cute when the both say hi to me at the same time. So with the sharp intense pain in my heart I fake a smile and get to my next class. By lunch I've found over a million chances I had to make her mine. When I sit at my usual boring white lunch table she all ready has me in a never-ending conversation. She sees what had gotten for lunch a shares that she remembers when I tried to get Principal Skidmore to bring back the Dino shaped "chicken" nuggets. Then for the first time since she started dating Angus I laughed for real.
6 months later
Me and her are talking on the phone about tonight's homework while we start to get off topic. Several random topics later she mentions that prom falls exactly on her and Angus' 5 year anniversary and that she plans on letting him go all the way with her. Only when I start to talk her out of it she asks me "who do you think you are my dad?".
I stood in the corner of the dimly lighted, crowded gymnasium in my jet tuxedo complete with light pastel green button-down dress shirt, deep mermaid green bow tie and a serious frown at the senior prom. My frown burrowed even deeper when she walked trough the doors with the d-bag she called her boyfriend. She wore a soft green dress that matched her eyes and highlighted her beautiful muse like hourglass figure while "Dr. Smooth" a tacky powder blue tux that made me want puke up my spiked punch.
2 hours later
She must have had to much punch because she would never let anyone grope her like that. Then it hit him like a ton of bricks of molding clay. He, Fletcher Pumpernickel Quimby, is in love with Olive Daphne Doyle and he had to tell her. He emerged from his hiding place and searched for Olive.
So I decided it is finally go to be tonight that I lose my virginity to my boyfriend of 5 years. As he took me to his car I felt dizzy with pheromones and love. He shoved me into his Bronco and we started to kiss passionately. As I ran my fingers through his thin, greasy, chocolate brown, hair I failed to notice that he removed the top half of my dress, my bra, and was now groping my bare chest.
I raced to the parking lot to find Angus' Bronco. When he did the windows where all fogged up.
I moved my fingers down from his hair down to his jacket and ripped it from his body along with his shirt leaving him only in a bow tie and pants. His body has thinned out since their days in the A.N.T. Farm.
The only problem was that she felt no spark she was about stop kissing Angus when he stopped started sucking on breasts. She was at loss for words then there was a pounding on the window and a faint voice with a familiar ring to it.
I pounded on the door and screamed her name until I heard a high pitched help from the Bronco.
HELP! HELP! HHHHHEEEEELLLLPPPPPP! I screamed as loud as I could when he wouldn't stop after I asked five times. Then door opened to reveal my savior.