You are not the kind of boy
Who should be marrying the wrong girl
-Speak Now, Taylor Swift
They say that your first kiss is the one you remember forever. In some ways that is true; and in others it isn't.
I will always remember my first kiss, because it opened my eyes to the world around me.
My fifth kiss, however, is truly the one I will remember forever. It too, was a first kiss, in its own way.
"I don't care," I had told him. "I don't care what they say."
It turns out that he didn't care either. He kissed me. It was the most glorious kiss of my life, and I shall treasure it forever.
But some people, well, they care no matter what. So it was our families that dragged us apart. Which is why I'm sitting in the congregation as Scorpius Malfoy says, "I do" to a girl I've never even met.
Al says I was supposed to be invited, but I never got that invitation, so I invited myself. Honestly, it must have been that idiotic pureblood girl he's marrying. She looks like a cake.
And… oh my Merlin, Scorp is wearing a pink tie. I will never let him live this down.
"Speak now or forever hold your peace," the minister says.
Lily stands, and I stare. Why would Lily want to stop the wedding?
"I object," she says, "because Scorpius really loves Rose."
"Shut up, you slut!" Bridezilla calls to her.
"If she's a slut, I'm a slut," I don't know where that came from, but it's true.
"If Rose and Lily are sluts," Dom says, "then I'm a slut."
"And I'm a slut," Victoire stands, bringing Teddy to his feet as well.
"I'm a slut."
"I'm a slut, I'm a slut, I'm a slut!" I don't know how most of the family got in here, but it's true. If Lily is a slut, then we're all sluts.
Scorpius stares at Bridezilla. "It's true. I love Rose."
Um… well, the music got added after I finished, but I don't own Speak Now or HP.
Yeah… hope the Union is safe then.