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Omake 1: Apology... and Poker?

Helen: Mannnn when the hell is the next update going to be?

Undine: Helen shut up before I MAKE you!

It was unsurprising as this was the tenth time in the last fifteen minutes Helen had complained.

Jean: You can't blame her, Kuroui hasn't updated in over a month and she said she'd be back in a week.

Sophia: That's what happened last time too.

Cynthia: You can't blame Kuroui either. I mean she had this story all planned out and then suddenly Yagi-sama decided to put in three new characters

Tabitha: She decided to put them in though, she didn't have to.

Galatea: Yes but it would be a good addition, the only problem now is that Cassandra is Awakened and she has no idea what to do.

Undine: Writer's block

Kayla: With the circumstances the way they are, I doubt there will be an update anytime soon

Rina: So basically our author is screwed right now and has no idea what to do and we have to sit around and wait?

Kayla: Basically... well she has the ending clear in her mind but no way to get to it.

Undine: Writer's block

Dietrich: It's not like we can do anything.

Veronica: It doesn't help the readers at the fact Cynthia and Dietrich were dying when we left off.

Helen: Mannn the readers are going to be soo pissed

Tabitha: Speaking of which, have you noticed that the number of readers have increased as well as reviewers?

Rina: Yup and she's thankful but worried at the same time she won't meet expectations

Helen: So now... we're put in some Omake to please the readers?

Flora: Yes

Kayla: Pretty much

Rina: Though this is more of a kick-off

Tabitha: An intro to this Omake series

Cynthia: Kuroui-sama welcomes any themes proposed by reviewers

Sophia: Yes so now that everything has been cleared up, shut up and pull the river!

The many warriors who had gathered to fight the beast which the Organization hid were sitting around...

Playing poker

Dietrich did as told flipping over the final card

Sophia: HAHA! Straight Flush Suckers!

Rina: *sighs* Nice try, Veronica

Sophia: Hell ya!

Helen: God dammit Sophia!

Sophia reached out to pull the stack of coins from the center when Irene dropped her cards and all became silent.

Helen: BWAHAHAHAHA!

Sophia: A FKIN ROYAL STRAIGHT FLUSH?

Irene: *pulls in the stack of coins* Next round

Galatea: You know Kayla; if you hadn't folded you would have lost a lot even with your straight flush

Kayla: Well ya... wait... HOW THE HELL DO YOU KNOW WHAT MY CARDS ARE?

Galatea: Oh you mean your nine and eight of hearts?

Everyone: ARE YOU EVEN REALLY BLIND?


No one can beat Irene's poker face and Galatea's awesome sensory skillz XD

Well there's my apology . Sorry guys, been busy with school and got a big case of writers block. A lot of people have been asking me about updating Home and I am deeply sorry. So instead, here's an Omake for you guys to read and enjoy while I SLOWLY work on Home.

So this first chapter is basically an apology and the next chapters will be real Omake. And they'll all be one-shots.

Enjoy!

Want a theme? Just add it into the review!

Kuroui~