Disclaimer: Inuyasha and Naruto do not belong to meeee.

Oh my gosh. I had way too much fun with this. But I hope you guys enjoy this mess of a short story!

Note: the Uchiha massacre didn't happen. And while Inuyasha has his silver hair, and golden eyes, he's just a human. So no doggy ears or overly advanced senses. And Kagome works at the Academy as Iruka's assistant. Also, I know you'll all probably have questions but do not fret! Everything will be answered as the story progresses, I promise! Oh, and don't take it too seriously; this is just me having some fun with my favorite crossover pairing. :D

Enjoooooy~


She was dreaming about some ridiculous math problem involving shuriken that Iruka-sensei had invented earlier in the week for the soon to be genin at the Academy when she felt a gentle hand run through her wavy locks and caress her cheek, bringing her out of her sleep.

Her eyes fluttered open, revealing a groggy blue. "Mm?"

"You have company," the male lying next to her murmured in an amused manner. Ever the morning person, Kagome rolled over to her other side and denied her boyfriend's claim. "No, I don't."

She wasn't startled in the slightest when she was suddenly brought back against a rock hard chest, and she felt him place a light kiss against her ear. "Yes, you do, Kagome," he told her. "They've been waiting outside for a while now and they just knocked on your door. Judging by the voices, I believe it's Miroku and Inuyasha."

That fully woke her up. "Really?" She asked.

Uchiha Itachi nodded while nuzzling her neck. "Really."

Normally, Kagome would have been thrilled to hear that her two friends were visiting her, but all she wanted to do at the moment was stay in bed and cuddle with Itachi, who she hadn't seen in over two weeks thanks to an A-rank mission that he had been on. However, if she didn't answer the door, then she was almost 100 percent positive that Inuyasha would break her door down and storm into her room, where he would find her and Itachi in bed, lying together, and that would only create a mess of epic proportions.

...then again, Itachi was an ANBU captain, so he probably wouldn't get caught by Inuyasha, a jounin who never really thought things through.

But still.

So despite still being incredibly tired and not feeling very enthusiastic about seeing her two rather loony friends, she threw back her covers and reached for the nearest clothing article—which happened to be Itachi's black night shirt—and pulled it over her head. She then tried to fix her bed-head as best she could.

"I'll be back," she sighed before she trotted her way out of her room and over to her front door. She gathered every bit of tolerance that she could before she finally swung the door open to reveal a surprised Miroku and an irritated Inuyasha.

"Err, hey guys," she greeted with a weak wave.

Unlike Miroku, Inuyasha didn't like to waste time with pointless chatter. "Kagome, why the hell aren't you at work?"

Kagome's eyebrows furrowed. She certainly hadn't been expecting that. "What?"

Miroku attempted to speak before Inuyasha this time, "What Inuyasha means is—"

Inuyasha cut him off. "You're supposed to be at the Academy right now! Iruka came to us to ask us to come check on you since you didn't show up!"

"But it's only—wait a minute," Kagome said before she looked at the clock closest to her and nearly screamed when she noticed that it was 15 minutes past noon.

"I'm late!" She suddenly exclaimed before she slammed the door shut in her friends' faces. "I'm so sorry, I have to get ready!" She said from behind the door, and all they could hear then was her scrambling around in her apartment, obviously panicking while trying to put on some clothes.

"Crazy wench. Maybe that'll teach ya not to sleep in!" Inuyasha snorted before he and Miroku turned to leave. Both of them were relieved that the reason behind Kagome's tardiness wasn't anything grave, and just a case of her oversleeping.

Both males paused in their steps when they heard Kagome start talking/yelling to herself.

"Why didn't you wake me up sooner?"

Silence for a few seconds.

"Tired or not, I still have to go to work!"

Another pause.

"I keep telling you that I can support myself and I don't need your money!"

"She's fucking lost it," murmured Inuyasha as he ran back and started messing with the doorknob. "Kagome!" He called.

"Inuyasha, shh!" Shushed Miroku as he also moved back towards the door and attempted to cease his friend's movements. "Kagome's not talking to herself, there's someone in there with her."

"How the hell would you know?" Inuyasha snapped before he started pounding on the door with his fists. "Kagome!"

"What's with all the ruckus out here?" Asked the elderly woman who lived next door to Kagome as she opened her own door and stepped out into the hallway. She froze when she noticed the two men standing in front of Kagome's apartment, and instantly assumed they were trouble. "What are you two hellions doing?"

Inuyasha glared at her. "Shut up, hag!"

"Inuyasha!" Miroku chastised, grabbing the younger male's shoulders in an attempt to keep him from breaking down Kagome's abused door. "I apologize for my friend's behavior," he told the grumpy looking old woman. "We're just concerned about—"

"Of course you're concerned—that's always the excuse! You leave that girl alone! And get out of here before I go alert the ANBU black ops of your trespassing! They're a lot closer than you think!" the woman threatened.

Meanwhile, Kagome and Itachi quietly listened on, a little miffed by the turn of events. Kagome had been tempted to open the door (because she did not want to pay a nasty fee in damages) but after hearing old lady Yamada, she figured it was in her best interest to just continue getting dressed.

"No, that isn't necessary! We'll be leaving now!" Said Miroku as he used all the strength he had to force Inuyasha away from the door, and towards the stairs all the way at the end of the hall.

"She's hiding something from us, you bastard!" Inuyasha proclaimed while breaking out of Miroku's hold and stomping his way down the stairs. Miroku practically had to run to keep up with his pace.

"Not something, Inuyasha, someone," he corrected. "And we need to figure out who that someone is."

Inuyasha stopped, and glanced back at the violet eyed male. "Yeah? And how the hell do you suggest we do that?" He demanded.

Miroku merely smirked.

"Well..."


Only when Itachi had confirmed that both Inuyasha and Miroku were far, far away from the apartment complex did a mortified Kagome bother to poke her head out into the seemingly empty hallway.

She checked, then double checked then triple checked to make sure there wasn't anybody who might question her about anything that had just—

She was startled out of her wits when Itachi placed a hand on her shoulder to get her attention. He waited until she was looking at him to begin speaking. "Kagome, is there really any point in going to the Academy now?" He asked. "It's one now and the students get out at two."

"It's one?" Kagome questioned, and Itachi wondered just how bad her sense of time was. The blue eyed girl sighed and looked up into his dark obsidian orbs. "I still have to go tell Iruka-san why I didn't show up though."

"I'm sure that if Iruka really was that concerned, then he would have come to check on you himself rather than sending your friends," the Uchiha assured her while ruffling her hair.

"Yeah, but he—"

"—can go one day without seeing his precious assistant."

Kagome raised an eyebrow. "I'm really starting to think that you just don't want me to go."

Itachi's lips merely perked up before he pulled her back inside.

End of chapter.


a/n: ahh, what have I created? XD