Before I start the story, i don't own Soul Eater or anything about it! This is just the result of my boredom! You'll be able to guess most of the characters by the usernames...


CoolAlbino13 logged in

CoolAlbino13: No one's on, huh? Lame… -.-

88888888 logged in

CoolAlbino13: K-Kid? What's with the username? O.o

88888888: There's nothing wrong with my username! It's beautiful! It's perfect! It's-

CoolAlbino13: Yeah, yeah, I get the message. If it's just you online, I suppose I'll log off.

BetterThanGod logged in

BetterThanGod: YAHOOOO! THE MIGHTY BLACK*STAR HAS JUST ENTERED THE CHAT ROOM! EVERY ONE BOW DOWN TO THE PERSON THE SHALL SURPASS GOD!

CoolAlbino13: Hey, Black*Star!

BetterThanGod: Hey Soul. Hey, Kid, WTF is up wit dat username?

88888888: Your spelling…It's horrific!

BetterThanGod: I got betta things ta do than worry about spellin! My awesomeness, for example,

ILikePigTails logged in

BetterThanGod: It's so big, that's why I'm so popular with the ladies :D

ILikePigTails: …O/O

CoolAlbino13: ROFLOLMFAO!

BetterThanGod: Wut? O.o

ILikePigTails: Just what kind of chat are you having!

88888888: um, we were talking about my username…

ILikePigTails: ….Like hell I'll believe that!

Doesntknowhowtodealwithit logged on

BetterThanGod: I DON'T GET IT! WHAT ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT!

CoolAlbino13: LMAO! You're such an idiot!

Doesntknowhowtodealwithit: U-Um…Hi?

ILikePigTails: Crona?

88888888: Good morning, Crona.

CoolAlbino13: Bad timing or what? -,…-

Doesntknowhowtodealwithit: A-Am I bothering you? I could leave…

ILikePigTails: No worries, Crona! :D

CoolAlbino13: The only thing bothering me is what the hell is under that black dress…

ILikePigTails logged off

88888888: I wonder where Maka went.

CoolAlbino13: WTF, Maka! You didn't have to actually come upstairs to hit me!

BetterThanGod: BWAHAHHAHAHA! PWNED!

Doesntknowhowtodealwithit logged off

88888888: I think you scared Crona away…

ILikePigTails logged on

ILikePigTails: Huh? Where'd Crona go?

BetterThanGod: YAHOOO! MY AWESOMENESS WAS TOO MUCH FOR…Uhhh…IT TO TOLERATE SO IT LOGGED OFF!

ILikePigTails: MAKA-CHOP!

88888888: …..

CoolAlbino13: …Hey, Maka, I don't think that works in a chat room

ILikePigTails: Oh, shut up! And BlackStar, Don't call Crona it! Uhhh…Crona is a human being!

CoolAlbino13: We know it's a human, we just don't know the gender!

ILikePigTails: Hmph!

ILikePigTails has logged off

BetterThanGod: Okai back to Crona's gender…I'm sure it's a chick, no dude would have hips lik dat.

88888888: But Crona's upper body looks very masculine…

CoolAlbino13: FFS It's wearing a dress!

DIEXGIRAFFEXDIE logged in

DIEXGIRAFFEXDIE: Hewwo ppl! What are chu talkin' about?

88888888: Patty! Correct te awesome spelling!

CoolAlbino13: your one to talk…-.-"

88888888: What?...NOOOOO! asjhbfejwilqwuebjfn kmwlwujebfnekmlqwebjf

BetterThanGod: WTF!

88888888 logged out

NailPolishIsEssential logged in

NailPolishIsEssential: Hey, does anyone here know why Kid is slamming his head on the keyboard? He's going to break the comp…

DIEXGIRAFFEXDIE: ONEE-CHAN! Kid maded a typo!

CoolAlbino13: So that's what the random letters were about…

NailPolishIsEssential: Oh, I see…*Sigh* I'd better clean him up…He coughed blood up everywhere…

NailPolishIsEssential logged off

DIEXGIRAFFEXDIE: OMG DID SHE SAY BLOOD! ME WANTS TO SEE! AHAHHA!

CoolAlbino13: wtf man? O.o

DIEXGIRAFFEXDIE logged off

CoolAlbino13: Guess it's just you and me now, BlackStar…Speaking of which, aren't you being quiet?

CoolALbino13: …Whatever.

CoolAlbino13 logged off

BetterThanGod: HEY! GUYS! I'M BACK! SORRY I WAS AFK JUST Getting A SNACK!...Wut? Were is everyone? HELLLOOOOOO!

SHINIGAMICHOP logged in

BetterThanGod: hey, dude, who're you?

SHINIGAMICHOP: Heyyyy Black*Star! It's Shinigami-Sama (Lord Death), who else?

BetterThanGod: wtf? How da hell can you type with those huge ass hands? And you go on chat rooms?

SHINIGAMICHOP: OF COURSE I DO! I HAVE A LIFE TOO!

BetterThanGod: …Going on Chat rooms is havin a life? O.o

SHINIGAMICHOP logged off

BetterThanGod: I GUESS MY AWESOMENESS WAS TOO MUCH FOR HIM!

88888888 logged in

BetterThanGod: KID! Guess wut! I just found out dat Shinigami-Sama goes on this chat room!

88888888: Er…That was Patty playing a prank…

SerialGiraffeMurderer logged on

SerialGiraffeMurderer: Tee-hee ;D


Okay, that's the end! If it gets popular enough, I might make another chapter! So if you want more SE chat room randomness, review ;D