Don't worry, don't worry, don't worry!

I have not forgotten about this story...I just haven't been able to think a lot about it.. especially since Jay plays sports xp

This chapter was an Alternative chapter and blah blah blah..I don't really know what I'm going to do with it.. I might change it or delete it or keep it

It really depends on how I'm going to try to get a grip on where this story is going because I don't plan things out

I write with the flow~~~

This chapter has a great possibility of being deleted and replace by something else so read & review as quick as you can!

Tell me where you want this story to go, I'll consider it. Thanks and it might not be as funny 'cause Jay didn't help.

DISCLAIMER: I'M TOO LAZY TO OWN ANYTHING


Marceline grinned in eagerness as she pulled up to pick up Lucia and Fionna even though her car screeched in protest. Lucia had on a purple bubble dress and her hand was already on her hip, ready to bitch about the world. Fionna had on a short blue skirt on and looked nervous. Marceline slowly stopped the car and whistled causing Fionna to blush even more.

"Hey Fi-fi. Lucia." Marceline greeted. Fionna and Marceline had been friends ever since Marceline was a junior and she was a freshman. Fionna had gone to some private school because her adoptive father had thought that she was a bit hyper. They met when Fionna was at the arcade trying to defend her hat that she had won for highest score because some dude was mad that she had beaten his score. Marceline took up for her, and they became friends ever since.

Lucia, however, was a different story. They weren't the best of friends and would fit under the category of frenemies better. Lucia ticked Marceline off to no end, and vice versa but they were polite (kind of) to each other since they had a mutual friend; Bonnibel. Since both friends were notified of Bonnie's relationship state, they knew to be on their best behavior (try to at least).

"Sup Marceline! How's the relationship stuff going with ya?" Fionna asked as she hopped in the car no longer feeling edgy.

"You know, you know. Doing it big. Not loving them hoes. You know the deal. You?" Marceline laughed.

"Yeah, I feel you. I'm just really focusing on my job ya know." Fionna admitted.

"What is it that you do again?" Bonnie asked.

"Oh, well this guy I know likes to travel and all, and he needed an assistant. You know I like an adventure every now and then, so I offered to be his. He hired me, so now I get to travel the world and get paid. Plus, I mean it's not that bad because he's kind of a….ya know…a cutie. Oh! Cake said she's sorry she couldn't come, Mo-Chro was sick and she didn't want to leave him alone…oh and the fact that you didn't invite her. She said she's going to get you back for that Mar." Fionna blurted while blushing. Marceline laughed, but decided not to bring up the "cute" part so she wouldn't be embarrassed.

"Cake knows she was invited. You and her are like a-" Marceline began.

"Oh my fucking glob, first you're late and now you're ignoring my presence! MY PRESENCE IS A PRESENT. A REALLY, BIG EXPENSIVE PRESENT MARCELINE! Now you're going to ruin my presence when I arrive in that. I can't believe you're still riding in that piece of trash." Lucia complained as she ignored the stares she got from her interruption.

"I had suggested we drove in my car-" Bonnibel started to say to clear the tension.

"NO WAY AM I GETTING IN THAT PINK BUG! It's hideous! Leave Memory alone! She's not a piece of trash!" Marceline argued, defending her old 1993 black and red Camaro. Sure, it had seen better days, but she loved that car with her whole heart.

"Who names a car Memory?" Lucia grunted getting in the car with her arms folded.

"HEY! Get off my cars back! … I swear don't bring out all your anger on her 'cause Brad got you and at least 4 other girls on y'alls"

"You just better be glad Melissa is acting like a complete bitch, 'cause if she wasn't, I wouldn't be caught with you LOSER." Lucia fussed and glared as Fionna looked between the two with her mouth shut.

"Whatever LSP" Marceline commented as she drove off pissed about the diss at her car.

"HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU NOT TO CALL ME THAT LAME LUMPING NICKNAME! MY NAME IS LUCIA SINCLETICA PENELOPAY!" Lucia screamed causing both Bonnibel and Fionna to cover their ears.

"Whatever floats your boat Lucia Sinclética Penelo-PEE" Marceline grinned as she kept her eyes on the road.
"PENELOPAY! LIKE WHEN I GET MARRIED, SENOR WILL HAVE TO PAY ME THE BIG BUCKS!" Lucia continued to yell while rolling her eyes.

"That's if you get married.."

"OH MY GLOB MARCELINE! WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN? YOU'RE JUST JELLY BECAUSE I'M LUMPTASTIC AND YOU'RE A STICK! I CAN'T HELP I HAVE THESE LUMPLICIOUS CURVES!"

"HEY! YOU TWO COOL IT!" Fionna screamed.

"Friends, let us not fight over such ridiculous things. Let us enjoy our time at the club where we can bump and grind to a phat beat!" Bonnibel suggested.

"Yeah, alright. Only for you Bonnie though." Marceline replied as she rolled her eyes.

"Good. Now Fionna, tell me more about your new love interest." Bonnibel said as she looked at Fionna with huge eyes.

Fionna blushed and answered, "Nothing, it's nothing really. Ummm…..what about you Lulu?"

"Me? Unfortunately, el senor Brad es estupido. Sin embargo, senor Marshall puede obtener esta."

At the sound of Marshall's name, Marceline began to listen to the conversation.

"Marshall Lee es sexy y espero que pueda hacer que una mujer fuera de mí y entonces tendré quediez de sus hijos. A continuación, pasaremos a Texas y posee un caballo." She chattered on. (Translation..I think?: Marshall Lee is sexy and I hope he can make a woman out of me and then i'll have ten of his kids. Then we'll move to Texas and own a horse.)

As Lucia kept talking about Marshall Lee, Marceline clutched the steering wheel harder and harder, slowly exerting her anger as her knuckles began to pale with the pressure. Bonnibel took note of Marceline's reaction and knew that this had to stop. Bonnie knew of her friend's past with Marshall Lee for she was the one who Marceline fell back on when Marshall Lee left her. She remembers all the bitter memories of Marceline's state when Marshall ditched her, and how she didn't talk to anyone after he left. It took a while in chemistry, but Bonnie finally became her friend…after not liking her for at least a year.

They had saw Marshall in plenty of tabloids after graduating, but they never expected to see him again, let alone working, after Marshall's mom went on leave from the company so she could travel the world. When Marceline discovered Marshall worked at the company, she decided to never cross paths with him. Unfortunately, fate decided to take a different course.

"Plus, I'm pretty sure Marshall has a humongous pen-"

"WAIT, WAIT! WOAH STOP THERE. DON'T WANT TO HEAR ALL OF THAT! MY EARS ARE STILL INNOCENT!" Fionna covered her ears feeling the tension in the air.

"Uhh, yes! Let's talk about something else! Marmar, what club are we going to?" Bonnibel grinned.

"Some club called Belly of the Beast. I've never been there before, but they say it's pretty awesome and plus they say the guy that owns it is a total hottie." Marceline laughed, easing her hold on the steering wheel.

"Like you'll be able to pull any guys Marceline the ICKY Queen. When was the last time you had a steady relationship? That guy Ash? The guy with the total wreck of a hair?" Lucia smarted off.

To tune out Lucia's diarrhea of the mouth, Bonnibel turned up the music on the radio. Marceline was relieved because she really didn't want to hear Lucia's opinion on Ash. Ash was Marceline's ex-boyfriend from hell. Name anything; Ash probably had done it. She ended it when Ash threw some of her most precious childhood items away. Marceline smiled as she heard both Fionna and Bonnie singing along to the song currently playing; Crazy Beautiful Life by Ke$ha.

"Oh my glob, I lumping hate this girl. She looks like totally unclean and dirty and stuff. I bet she can't even really sing." Lucia ranted.

"Hey Lucy, how 'bout you shut up and let other people enjoy one moment of silence from you?" Marceline suggest as the rest of the girls giggled.

Lucia huffed and turned her head to the side, but she stayed quiet nonetheless. Marceline grinned thinking that this would be a good night. Oh how wrong she was.


Not one of my best chapters, but I know you wanted something to read. I'm really thinking about deleting it and starting from scratch BUT -kanye shrug-

This is probably just an alternative/filler anyways.

I plan on making a chapter with what exactly happened between the two.

GO CHECK OUT ROOMIES; I'M LOVING THIS STORY NOW...IT MIGHT BE BORING AT FIRST BUT IT PROGRESSES

PLEASE REVIEW (& tell me how I can improve)