'It's five A.M. Why is the sun out. Is that a forest outside...WHAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTT?'

Andi sat up. Got out of bed. Went down stairs. Popped into the kitchen. Brewed some coffee. Got a cup. Put some coffee into the cup. Took a big sip. Swallowed. And hit the floor.

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"OHHHHHHHhhhhh TWIIIIIIIlighttttt~" Pinkie billowed into the face of her friend.

'I locked the do…'

"Twilght GUESSS WUT!" Pinkie yelled.

"Wha"

"You left the window opened."

"Wait wa…"

"NO ME FIRST~! OKAY, SO I WAS WALKING THROUGH THE APPLE FIELDS WHEN THIS ONE COLT WEANT 'hey did you see that random house in the forest?' AND I WAS ALL LIKE 'tell me whERE!~' AND HE WAS ALL LIKE 'AWW over there!' AND I RAN OFF AND HE SAID 'woah Pinkie is scary sometimes' AND THEN I…"

"Wait how did you know he sa…"

"AND THERE WAS THIS HUGE HOUSE AND THIS SILLY THING INSIDE *deep breath* And-It-Was-Kissing-The-Floor-And-Then-It-Was-Really-Still-But-It-Was-Already-Like-That-When-I-Got-There-But-I-Was-All-Like-Whatevah-But-Then-I-Was-All-Like-PARTY!"

"Wait why does that call for a par…"

"I wonder if it's hurt….HMMMM….hmmmm…..hmmm…..ZZZZzzzzzz"

"SPIKE! Go tell everypony that something is hurt AND NEEDS HELP! Pinkie! Go see if the creature is okay! I'll get the nurse!"

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Andi woke up. Looked around. Stood up.

'…..*sip*…..That's some good coffee…'

"Too bad most of it's on my legs…...ow."

Walking in the bathroom, Andi locked the door, got into the tub, and pulled across the shower curtain.

"HI I'M PINKIEPIE WHO ARE YOU!~"

"….how did you get…"

"You left the window open."

"Wait wh…"

"SO WHO ARE YOU! YOU'RE NEW AND WERE TOTALLLY KISSING THE FLOOR *GAAAASSSPPP* I. WILL. THROW. YOU. A. HELLO. FLOOR. KISSING. PARTY!"

"No than…"

"WITH BIL-LOUNS AND POHTATOS AND…"

"WHEN DID YOU GET INTO THE SHOWER WITH ME!"

"You left the curtain unlocked."

"Wait w…"

"You're different!"

"…Are you saying that because I'm BLACK?"

"Hehe what~, you are totally white colored Silly Willy!"

"Yeah I know xD. By the way are you a pink pony with balloons on your butt?"

"Yesir!"

"*Deep breath*… you are so cute I don't even!..."

"WAIT WAIT WAIT are YOOOUUUU AN EVOLVED MONKEY BIPEDAL CREATURE WITH HIGHER INTELLIGENCE AND PERSONALLY FILLED WITH TRAITS ENCIRCLING HATE WAR LOVE ANGST AND *GASP* PA-R-TEEEES!"

"Oh my goodness how did you know :D"

"AND you're SO SOFT!"

"Not as soft and cuddly AS YOU!"

Twilight: "PINKIE WHY ARE IN THE SHOWER WITH A STRANGE FEMALE!"

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Hi Everyone! Well Goodness. If you made it this far please go ahead and read section two =D The comedy takes a turn for the best I think ^^~ Byebye now!

Authors note: If you liked my random peace of crazy, tell meh please ^^

OR

If you hated my "FOUR HOUR to write" struggling MASTERPIECE, tell me too. Hehe

OR

Tell me that it is too random, needs a stronger introduction that allows you to connect to the main character, needs to stay true to the actual character and fails to do so here, and is only good for maybe one cheap joke and I should go write a serious story with hints of comedy and a compelling character base. Per-say :D