This is an old story.

As you can probably tell by it all.

Written around the same time as Raven Recited.

We were reading The Raven when this was written.

Not like it matters

Anyways on with the show!

The Raven Defeats Voldie

On the day before New Year's Eve a black haired boy was said to a snake faced man. "'Prophet!' said I, 'thing of evil!-prophet still, if bird or devil!- Whether Tempter sent, or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore, Desolate yet all undaunted, on this desert land enchanted- On this home by horror haunted-tell me truly, I implore- Is there-is there balm in Gilead?-tell me-tell me, I implore!' Quote the Raven, 'Nevermore.'"

"What does that mean Potter?"

"It means I'm gonna turn you into a raven and make you say 'nevermore' for always and eternity." Harry Potter said with a slightly insane smile. "Abra Cadabra!"

A poof of smoke and where the man had stood now sat a raven. "Nevermore!" It said. " NEVERMORE! Nevermore?"

Harry broke out laughing and was taken to St. Catalina's hospice for the Loonies.

Okay. I got this stuck in my head from the Raven. Harry and Voldemort belong to J.K. Rowling and the Raven belongs to Edgar Allen Poe. I own St. Catalina's. If you wish to use it ask first… please? *watches Harry trying to get Raven!Voldemort off of the bust of Pallas…* Where did that bust come from? Another element from the Raven.