I don't own twilight

How to annoy

Carlisle Cullen

1. Burn all his medical books

2. Tell him Esme left him for Aro

3. Trash his office

4. Get him fired

5. Tell him Leah imprinted on him

6. When ever you see him scream "the British are coming" the British are coming and run around like a chicken with it's head cut off

7. Make him go shopping with Alice and Rose

8. Make him model lingerie for you in Victoria's Secret

9. Take pictures while doing it

10. Post them on face book

11. Paint his car red with yellow polka dots

12. Tell him his dad was turned into a vampire