My name is Rose Weasley, and we are about to go get rid of a hood. Yes, a hood. Scorpius Malfoy's hood, to be precise. Why? Because it annoys me, that's why. Stop asking stupid questions.

"Malfoy! Get over here!"

He trots up to me. Ah, the moment of truth.

"Yes, Rose?"

"Take that bloody hood down! For Merlin's sake, it doesn't make you look mysterious or sexy! It just makes you look shy and insecure!"

"Um," he says intelligently.

Yes, this is what I have to deal with. Some best friend.

I reach forward and yank the hood down, revealing his platinum blond hair.

"Rose!" he whines. "You… you yanked my hood down!"

No kidding, Captain Obvious.

"I had reason! Scorpius, you look stupid with that hood up all the time!"

"I do not!" he counters.

Well, this will be a pointless argument.

"Yes you do!"

"No I don't!"

"Do too!"

"Do not!"

I told you it would be a pointless argument. Honestly, he needs to grow up.

Of course, I'm completely mature. This argument is his fault, not mine.

"Do too!"

"Do not!"

"What are you guys arguing about?"

"Lily, thank Merlin, tell Scorp he looks like an idiot with that hood."

"You look like an idiot with that hood."

Family supports you. And Lily is the reason I'm so against that hood. It was her that first pointed out how idiotic my boyfriend's hood is, back when we were 'just best friends'.

"Snarnes!" I say, and the hood is sheared off of Scorpius' jacket.

"Just try and get it back now," Lily sneers.

"Rose, you're terrible!"

"I know you are, but what am I?"

I'll pay for this, I'm sure.

But it was fun anyway.

Aw, a one shot that I'm not sure I like, but oh well.

It's for nikki-kay's "Take that Bloody Hood Down" competition. Please review!

Oh, and Rebound will be updated Friday, as I attempt to catch up with everything after NaNoWriMo.

Hip, hip, hooray.