Author's Note: Oh! One last thing before you finish...

By the way, I don't own this song either


The stage; nothing but a smooth black surface with a near endless expanse. As the lights turned on from some unknown source, several people – the Straw Hat, Mika, and Akio – slid out into view. Grinning, they all sang out;

We are! We are!

Not your ordinary fama-mily

But we can all agree that

We are! We are!

A Straw Hat Fama-mily.

Mika then stepped forward; camera focusing solely on her. She sings:

So it don't matter what it looks like

We look perfect to me

We got every kind of love

I feel so lucky indeed

As Mika sings, Tashigi is now next to her; looking happy and joyful. Smoker is nearby but stood behind the two females; his back turned from everyone with his arms crossed. While Tashigi danced "the Carlton", Mika kept singing,

Marines can keep on talking

It don't matter to me cause

We are! We are family

All the Straw Hats begin jumping. Mika and Akio jump too. Their voices sing out the chorus.

We are are are are (We are are)

We are are are are (We are are)

We are are are are (We are are)

Focus on Mika again. She sings;

We are, we are family, family, family

We are, we are family

Continues:

So what?

We don't look, we don't act

We don't walk, we don't talk

Like you do

So what?

If we hang just a hang and no shame

We both do what we want to

Akio now takes over. As he sings, Usopp, Sanji, Franky, Brook, and Chopper were ready providing back-up vocals.

Cause we come from everywhere

(Usopp: East Blue!)

(Brook: West Blue!)

(Sanji: North Blue!)

(Franky: South Blue, ow!)

(Chopper: Grand Line!)

Searching for ones to care

Somehow we found it here

Mika then joins Akio and they sing together;

We found us a home!

The Straw Hats come together with the kids and sing;

We are! We are!

Not your ordinary fama-mily

But we can all agree that

We are! We are!

A Straw Hat Fama-mily.

Mika solo sings;

So it don't matter what it looks like

We look perfect to me

Sanji and Brook sing;

We got every kind of lover

We're so lucky indeed

Back to Mika singing, but now her great-grandfather Garp, Coby, and even Helmeppo are dancing around her. Garp is doing "the Monkey", Coby "the Cabbage patch", and Helmeppo was trying to twerk, but failing miserably. Meanwhile, Mika continued to sing.

Marines can keep on talking

It don't matter to me cause

We are! We are family

Mika continues singing, but now Ace is with her. They were holding each other's hand and spinning around carefree and happy. Robin and Akio are dancing as well, though more thoughtfully with a ballroom dance style. Akio looked both nervous and embarrassed while Robin was simply smiling amusedly. All the while, Mika is singing;

Ok, so the links in our chains makes us strange

But really they make us stronger

They then split apart and do their own dances; Ace moonwalking then spinning, Robin an elegant samba, Akio was trying to do "the leg thing that no one can do", and Mika the "Wop". Mika kept singing.

And no one would replace not a thing

Nami appears alone at first and sings her part;

Mother…

Luffy slides in, grinning.

"Or father!"

Mika then appears right in between her parents; grinning.

Cause we~!

Akio takes over singing again.

Cause we come from everywhere

(Usopp: East Blue!)

(Brook: West Blue!)

(Sanji: North Blue!)

(Franky: South Blue, ow!)

(Chopper: Grand Line!)

Searching for ones to care

Somehow we found it here

Mika and Akio: We found us a home

Again, the Straw Hats reconvene together with the kids. Also, the Marine group joined them as well; Smoker still having his back to the camera. They all – including Smoker, but only just barely - sing together;

We are! We are!

Not your ordinary fami-mily

But we can all agree that

We are! We are!

A Straw Hat Fama-mily.

So it don't matter what it looks like

We look perfect to me

We got every kind of lover

We're so lucky indeed

They can keep on talking

It don't matter to me cause

We are, we are family

(We are, we are)

Mika: We are, we are family~

END