Wendy's House

" She used me..." Stan thought as Wendy laid comfortably on Stan's chest.

" I never had sex before, it was incredible now I know what all the fusses were about!" Wendy putting her arm on Stan's body.

" Of course not, why would we have sex we're only in fourth grade!" Stan said.

" Oh Stan, you're so cute!" Wendy ignoring Stan's comment and kissed his cheeks.

" Oh so tired..." Kyle weakly said.

" Well of course you are, I read in books that after the male orgasms he tires easy." Bebe said.

" Wait what book how does girl your age get a book like that!" Kyle suspicously asked.

" Oops have I said too much, I just meant from sex ed." Bebe changing her words.

" Idiot." Lola whispered to Bebe while Wendy quickly placed one finger on her lips.

" Sex Ed my ass." Kyle thought.

" Oh I wanna go home but I'm so sleepy." Kenny empathically said as his eyelids began to feel heavy.

" Well don't go, you boys can stay the night and leave in the morning." Lola said.

" Wendy's parents ain't going to allow that." Stan intervened.

" My parents won't come home until tomorrow afternoon so you can stay." Wendy cheerfully said.

" Yeah and we can have sex again!" Bebe happily said making all boys eyes shoot wide open.

" Uh nevermind I'm not tired!" Kenny rushed out of the couch.

" Yeah me too!" Kyle also rushed up.

" Me neither!" Stan rose up.

" Stan, where are you going?" Wendy asked.

" We're going home!" Stan replied.

" No you aren't!" Bebe standing up.

" You're not going to just have sex with us and expect to leave so soon!" Lola argued.

" Look maybe we didn't planned to have sex with you!" Kyle argued.

" Then why did you!" Wendy shouted.

" That's not important, Wendy the point is you girls used us and most importantly you used me!" Stan shouted back.

" Well maybe if you would have paid more attention to me this wouldn't happen!" Wendy yelled.

" What are you saying Wendy?" Stan replied.

" You never want to spend any time with me it's like I have to beg you, I swear you lack the initative to do anything with me!" Wendy answered.

" Talk about initatives, how about this one we're fucking done!" Stan shouted making Wendy's mouth drop.

" Awkward..." Kenny quietly whispered to Kyle.

" Wh-what why!" Wendy holding back her tears.

" Wendy, you don't need him you can find someone better!" Bebe defending Wendy.

" Why would you break up with me..." Wendy continued.

" Wendy!" Lola trying to make Wendy snap out of it.

" Because of what you girls done, c'mon Stan let's grab our shit and go!" Kyle said.

" You boys aren't going anywhere!" Lola shouted.

" Let's go!" Kenny grabbing his parka and ran to the door.

Stan and Kyle also quickly grabbing their warm clothing and ran for it as well.

" Come back!" Bebe running after the boys with Lola.

" Stan..." Wendy still frozen in place.

On the Run

" Go away damn it!" Craig shouted running with the other boys who apparently were being chased by the remainder of girls.

" Don't think you're getting away after giving us good sex!" Heidi shouted.

" We were fucking horny for some damn reason!" Clyde shouted.

" Clyde!" Token scolded.

" Well it's true we were they must have put something in our drinks!" Clyde replied.

" Less talking and more running!" Kevin panicked.

" Just wait til we get our hands on you, we're going to fuck you even more harder!" Red shouted.

" Like hell you are!" Craig yelled.

" Oh God I don't think I can run anymore!" Tweek panting hard.

" Don't give up now Tweek or they'll eat your weiner again!" Butters said and then Tweek saw that same lustful look on Esther's face.

" NO!" Tweek shouted running faster.

" Dude, we need to lose them!" Token said.

" Well what ever it is think of it quick!" Butters shouted but noticed a shadow overcasting him.

Butters turned and before he had time to scream he was tackled down by Annie.

" Got my honey!" Annie wrapping her arms around Butters.

" Oh hamburgers, Craig guys help me!" Butters shouted out for help.

" Butters!" Tweek shouting making all the guys turn their heads.

" Let's help him!" Kevin ran back with Tweek.

" Guys dont!" Clyde shouted but was too late.

Kevin and Tweek were captured by Red and Esther while Craig, Clyde and Token escaped from the girls.

" Help me!" Kevin shouted but was cut off from being kissed by Red.

" Fuck I feel like a asshole leaving them there!" Token closing his eyes while still hearing smooching sounds from afar.

" Damn it, the others got away!" Heidi pouted.

" They won't for long!" Sally said.

South Park Elementary Playground (Nightime)

Once Craig, Clyde and Token got far enough to make it at the school's playground, they ran into Stan, Kyle and Kenny.

" What you guys too!" Craig said.

" Yeah they put viarga in our drinks!" Kyle said.

" How do you know?" Token asked.

" We searched Lola's purse and found female enhancement hormonal pills along with viagra!" Stan answered.

" I knew it!" Clyde said.

" And we also know why the girls started going crazy in the first place, it's those damned enhancement pills!" Craig figured.

" But how and why did the girls get those!" Token asked.

" We don't know but I think I got a plan to end it once and for all!" Stan devising a plan.

" Oh there you are!" Cartman entering the scene.

" What do you want, Cartman?" Kyle said.

" What do I want I'm bored out my fucking mind, all you douchbags ditched me to hang out with girls!" Cartman angrily said.

" As much as I detest those girls I rather hang with them than your fat ass!" Craig insulting Cartman.

" What was that, Craig!" Cartman enraged.

" You heard me fatso, now get out my face before I kick your ass!" Craig shouted back.

" Go ahead my three best friends will back me up!" Cartman being cocky.

" No we won't!" Stan casually said.

" You're on your own, fat ass!" Kenny muffled.

" B-but you'll help me right, Kahl?" Cartman pleaded.

" I hate you." Kyle said.

" DAMN IT YOU GUYS SUCK!" Cartman shouted.

" That's it you and me, fat ass!" Craig shouted running after Cartman when Cartman cowardly ran away.

" He's dead." Stan noted watching Craig chasing Cartman out of the playground.

" Yep." Kyle concurred.

" Hey any word from the others?" Kenny asked.

" They were with us but got caught when we ran from those girls." Token answered.

" We got to help them!" Clyde said.

" We can go to my house to figure it out how to get them out!" Kyle suggested.

" Are your parents home?" Token asked.

" No, they left for the night." Kyle said.

" I'll tell you guys the plan on the way there" Stan said as the boys walked to Kyle's house.

Kyle's House

Meanwhile Craig was still pursuing Cartman and arrived at their neighborhood.

" Oh God have to hide!" Cartman sweating and saw Craig dead on his trail.

" You fucked with me on the wrong day, bitch!" Craig gritting his teeth.

" I'm sorry Craig!" Cartman yelled.

" Kyle's house, his parents will help me!" Cartman catching a light of hope.

Cartman entered Kyle's house and tried to rest until he heard Craig's voice.

" Get out of Kyle's house!" Craig shouted getting closer to Kyle's house door.

Cartman quickly ran upstairs and went into Kyle's room and locked the door.

" Get out here and take your licks!" Craig kicking the door open looking both ways and heard movement upstairs.

" Open this door!" Craig pounding on Kyle's door.

" Haha you stupid asshole!" Cartman cockily said enraging Craig more.

" That's it!" Craig using all his limbs to make a attempt to break the door down.

" Nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah Craig is too stupid, he can't knock down that door ha-ha-ha-ha!" Cartman taunted.

Craig finally kicked the door open and silenced Cartman's taunting.

" You were saying!" Craig gritting his teeth while punching the palm of his other hand.

" M-mommy!" Cartman sweating more profusely as Craig shut the door.

Five Minutes Later...

Stan and Co. arrived at Kyle's house after surveying the area for girls that may be stalking them.

" Guess the coast is clear." Clyde said.

" I wonder if Craig's still after Cartman." Token said and then heard punching upstairs.

" I think I know." Kyle said running upstairs with the others.

When the boys made it upstairs, Cartman ran out with two black eyes, bloodied mouth and couple of lumps on his head.

" Guys please help me, Craig's gone crazy!" Cartman cried out.

" Damn fat boy got his ass beat." Token smiled.

" I'm not done with you, fat boy!" Craig shouted from the room.

" Oh jesus!" Cartman ran past the boys and out of the house.

" Get over here!" Craig tried to chase after Cartman but was stopped by the boys.

" Craig, Craig relax Stan's got a plan to get rid of the girls for good!" Clyde trying to reason with Craig.

" Yeah and as much as I like to see Cartman getting his ass kicked you wanna hear this!" Kyle said.

" You do?" Craig turned his attention to Stan.

" Yes now that we know why the girls are going crazy I got a idea to cut it from the root as well as to save the others!" Stan confidently said.

What plan does Stan have and will it really work? After breaking up with Wendy she seems pretty torn and may realize that a huge mistake was made.